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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:50 am | |
| Heff is the anti-Groucho Marx. Heff's motto should be:
I demand to be accepted by a club that doesn't want me as a member. | |
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| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:14 am | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Heff is the anti-Groucho Marx. Heff's motto should be:
I demand to be accepted by a club that doesn't want me as a member. What are you saying? You don't love me anymore? That hurts! |
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Baah Baanned Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 116 Age : 114 Location : The epicenter of the world - Daytona Beach, FL Registration date : 2009-10-02
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:37 pm | |
| I love you, Billy! Love you long-time. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:19 pm | |
| Pop quiz, Hot Shot.... Name one phrase that has been uttered by Baah Baanned over and over and over and over again in the company of young servicemen? - Baah Baanned wrote:
- I love you, Billy! Love you long-time.
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| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:45 pm | |
| - Independent George wrote:
- Pop quiz, Hot Shot....
Name one phrase that has been uttered by Baah Baanned over and over and over and over again in the company of young servicemen?
- Baah Baanned wrote:
- I love you, Billy! Love you long-time.
George Doesn't know shit about prime steaks? |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:49 pm | |
| Why would he say that in the company of young servicemen? | |
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| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:06 pm | |
| Why not?
Oh I'm sorry, were you going to deliver a punch line? |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:32 pm | |
| - Billy Heff wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- ...it's time for you to go!
NO! I had a very strange dream last night which I believe was fueled by the above exchange. I'm hoping that you all can help me make some sense of this. We members of the WOT tribe were all contestants on "Survivor". Since he was being such a royal pain in the ass, in a totally unprecedented move, we decided to vote Heff off the island before the first commercial break of the season's opening episode. When host Jeff Probst stated that "Billy......the tribe has spoken........it's time for you to go" and attempted to extinguish Heff's torch, Heff, not able to accept the fact that we rejected him, kicked Probst in the balls and brandished his still-lit torch to keep the rest of us at bay while running off into the night. Of course, the rest of the tribe rejoiced and never made any attempt to locate Heff who was still in hiding on a remote part of the island, with his new "best friend" an indigenous shit-slinging monkey, when the rest of us and the entire production crew left to return to the US. So, what do you think? Is that some fucked-up shit or just wishful thinking? | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:35 pm | |
| I think stuff like this would be a ratings boon!
You ought to get into reality TV production. | |
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| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:59 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Billy Heff wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- ...it's time for you to go!
NO! I had a very strange dream last night which I believe was fueled by the above exchange. I'm hoping that you all can help me make some sense of this.
We members of the WOT tribe were all contestants on "Survivor". Since he was being such a royal pain in the ass, in a totally unprecedented move, we decided to vote Heff off the island before the first commercial break of the season's opening episode.
When host Jeff Probst stated that "Billy......the tribe has spoken........it's time for you to go" and attempted to extinguish Heff's torch, Heff, not able to accept the fact that we rejected him, kicked Probst in the balls and brandished his still-lit torch to keep the rest of us at bay while running off into the night.
Of course, the rest of the tribe rejoiced and never made any attempt to locate Heff who was still in hiding on a remote part of the island, with his new "best friend" an indigenous shit-slinging monkey, when the rest of us and the entire production crew left to return to the US.
So, what do you think? Is that some fucked-up shit or just wishful thinking? I was voted off Bowen Island once, but that's a different story. I hope this wasn't one of those dreams that required new sheets. Talk about a love/hate relationship. Do I have to open the poles again? Are you having trouble with the election results? Tell you what I'll do, because I like you, I will sell you my membership. Fifty Bucks and you will own all rights to the Billy Heff membership, including posting privilages. BTW, Do you dream about WanderingJew also? |
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bbqboy Unable to Focus
Number of posts : 403 Registration date : 2009-09-24
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:40 pm | |
| The mayor owns an island? | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:52 pm | |
| careful about where you kick Probst. the skinny over on ther internets about him is that he's hung like a mule. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:11 pm | |
| - clothier wrote:
- careful about where you kick Probst. the skinny over on ther internets about him is that he's hung like a mule.
How come nobody starts rumors like that about me? As rumors go, that ain't a bad one to get out there. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:32 pm | |
| - Billy Heff wrote:
- BTW, Do you dream about WanderingJew also?
I did once have an odd dream about eating Wanderingjew.........but fortunately, I was in Rhode Island where that would be considered regionally appropriate. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:35 pm | |
| - Billy Heff wrote:
- Do I have to open the poles again?
You used to perform autopsies in Krakow? | |
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| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:35 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Billy Heff wrote:
- Do I have to open the poles again?
You used to perform autopsies in Krakow? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Solidarity now! |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- I did once have an odd dream about eating Wanderingjew.
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| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:29 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Billy Heff wrote:
- BTW, Do you dream about WanderingJew also?
I did once have an odd dream about eating Wanderingjew........ Did he stick you with the check(or anything else for that matter)? |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:48 am | |
| - Billy Heff wrote:
- Do I have to open the poles again?
Stuck out at San Antonio airport on a flight delay since 7 am. I am kind of waiting for the nearby poles to open. | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:45 pm | |
| what are we voting for this time? | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:12 am | |
| Hey, Pope... ... | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:15 am | |
| do you think he wants fries with that shake? | |
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| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:22 am | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:47 am | |
| it's only because POW logged in as me by mistake. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey, Mr. Pope..... Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:10 am | |
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