Oh, Pope....

Since it seems like this is the one section that hasn't seen much action since the last time I was around, perhaps you could fill me in on a summarized version of what's been going on around here the last couple of months?

nothing. we've all been holding our collective breaths waiting for your return.

clothier's above post is timed at 4:20. Coincidence? I think not. Irie, mon!

Independent George wrote:

Since it seems like this is the one section that hasn't seen much action since the last time I was around, perhaps you could fill me in on a summarized version of what's been going on around here the last couple of months?

You've been gone?

We have a new female member, and if you look at the avatar, I think it's i95 dressed in drag.....again.

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Since it seems like this is the one section that hasn't seen much action since the last time I was around, perhaps you could fill me in on a summarized version of what's been going on around here the last couple of months?

You've been gone?

No. Why?

My bad. You were only gone as Independent George and not as your other award-winning "characters." Again, my bad.

Independent George wrote:

Since it seems like this is the one section that hasn't seen much action since the last time I was around, perhaps you could fill me in on a summarized version of what's been going on around here the last couple of months?

Hello my son,

We missed your presence here and I assume you were on a spiritual journey of some type. I trust you have found your peace. Or is that piece. (Oh I love that joke!)

I can only assume you have asked me to update you because you appreciate my keen powers of observation. We here at the Vatican pride ourselves on being keenly aware of the world around us, unless of course it involves priests, young boys, and games of what's under the frock.

Anyway, to recap, here is what I observed.

Mr. i95 missed you a great deal. I suspect he has a great deal of affection toward you.

Mr. Clothier appears to have become involved in the drug culture that has poisoned the minds of so many. While he claimed his computer had been broken for a time, leaving him also absent from this site, others have reported seeing him carrying said computer into National Pawn on South Dort and then making a beeline for the House of Blunts across the street.

Mr. Wry also seems to have missed you, severely curtailing his pun output in your absence.

Mr. Chili has apparently quit his job and is attempting an acting career. I believe his first role has something to do with bunny rabbits as he said he was working as a fluffer.

Mr. Heff was also quiet for a while, apparently due to a scooter related incident. Not sure if it was a mods and rockers issue or he just got loaded and drove into the river again.

Mr. BBQ Boy also had vanished for a while, but had a grand excuse as he had left for his absence after posting about a girlfriend, her girlfriend, and some boogie activity. I know when we party like that here at the Vatican the next days masses are a mess!

There were a few other check-ins, but largely it has been quiet. We are all still deeply concerned about Gallegos disappearance.

I trust this report will help you feel back at home.

Thanks for the update, Padre. I asked you because you seem to be the moral center of this site. I just wanted the facts...uncluttered, which you appear to have provided.

I, too, am concerned about Gallegos' extended absence. Has anyone sent a search party?

hmm. should i be concerned that there actually is a national pawn on dort?

clothier wrote:

hmm. should i be concerned that there actually is a national pawn on dort?

As the children are so fond of saying, uh, hello?

Pope? Omniscient? Infallible? Any of this coming back to you or did you sleep through Sunday school my son?

i spent most of sunday school in the Director's office, or the rabbi's.

"why are you so angry at being here?"


because it's freaking sunday morning, and i had to come here. reason enough?