Hey Pope...how's it hanging?

What are you doing here? I mean we are happy to have you and all...but aren't there more important things you could be doing with your divine powers and what not?

Also, could you answer Mr. 95's question about your beanie?

Thanks and stuff.

Hey, Pope, any chance you know a real scamp named "PussyJudgeGeorgeTravlinAngusIdiot"? Just curious. God bless.

love the Pope icon.

very nice.

I just want to add that this is one more way that I have taken it upon myself to make this site better. Thanks for taking me up on my suggestion. Hopefully, Hizzonor the Popeness will be back around soon.

i thought Billy Heff was gonna play this new Pope character.

clothier wrote:

i thought Billy Heff was gonna play this new Pope character.

How do you he's not?

Because I'm you, and I know I'm not.

I find this kind of self-argument between me & me to be hilarious.

Who?

Agent 13 wrote:

What are you doing here? I mean we are happy to have you and all...but aren't there more important things you could be doing with your divine powers and what not?

Also, could you answer Mr. 95's question about your beanie?

Thanks and stuff.

Thank you for your kind welcome and this special area. I had many responsibilities as pope, but since my "death" I have had more free time. Are all of you "dead" as well?

My "beanie" as you call it is actually known as a zucchetto. These are used much like belts in karate. My white "beanie" shows that I am at the top of the catholic heap, as the kids say.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

i95 wrote:

Hey, Pope, any chance you know a real scamp named "PussyJudgeGeorgeTravlinAngusIdiot"? Just curious. God bless.

And god bless you as well.

I do not understand your question. I know a scamp named Benedict, who, I am told, threw out all the comic books I had stored in the attic at Castel Gandolfo. Scamp is actually being nice.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Independent George wrote:

I just want to add that this is one more way that I have taken it upon myself to make this site better. Thanks for taking me up on my suggestion. Hopefully, Hizzonor the Popeness will be back around soon.

Popeness. Hahaha! Good one.

You can call me Your Holiness or Holy Father. Either one is acceptable.

Popeness! I have to remember to tell that one at the next Cardinal's Luau.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Your Holiness, if you took away the Catholic chuch's real estate holdings gained from its ties to international organized crime, what type of real assets would such leave the church? (Oh, and clothier asked me to pose such an inquiry.)

God bless.

clothier wrote:

i thought Billy Heff was gonna play this new Pope character.

Character? I thought this was really the fucking Pope.

Shit...I better not call him the fucking Pope, huh? Damn...I probably shouldn't say shit, either. Hell, what words CAN I use?

We Jews still don't believe in hell, right? So then I'm good, yes?

Pope wrote:

Popeness! I have to remember to tell that one at the next Cardinal's Luau.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Thanks Pope-inator. Since you brought it up, tell me...at this Cardinal's Luau, how many of you all get lei'd?

Pope wrote:

Are all of you "dead" as well?

Only from the waist down.

Pope wrote:

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Merry Christmas!

i95 wrote:

Your Holiness, if you took away the Catholic chuch's real estate holdings gained from its ties to international organized crime, what type of real assets would such leave the church? (Oh, and clothier asked me to pose such an inquiry.)

God bless.

Hello again!

I had a busy day today as it was Sunday, and had some trouble sleeping so I thought it a good time to answer some of your inquiries.

I consider it a great dishonor to me personally to have to deny that I am a criminal. I wish to have the following noted for the record: that I served my country faithfully and honorably in World War II and was awarded the Navy Cross for actions in defense of my country; that I have never been arrested or indicted for any crime whatsoever; that no proof linking me to any criminal conspiracy whether it is called "Mafia" or "Cosa Nostra" or whatever other name you wish to give has ever been made public. I have not taken refuge behind the 5th amendment, though it is my right to do. I challenge this committee to produce any witness or evidence against me. And if they do not, I hope they will have the decency to clear my name with the same publicity with which they now have besmirched it.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Independent George wrote:

clothier wrote:

i thought Billy Heff was gonna play this new Pope character.

Character? I thought this was really the fucking Pope.

Shit...I better not call him the fucking Pope, huh? Damn...I probably shouldn't say shit, either. Hell, what words CAN I use?

We Jews still don't believe in hell, right? So then I'm good, yes?

Believing in it and being there are very different things my son.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Independent George wrote:

Pope wrote:

Popeness! I have to remember to tell that one at the next Cardinal's Luau.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Thanks Pope-inator. Since you brought it up, tell me...at this Cardinal's Luau, how many of you all get lei'd?

Oh the Cardinal's throw a fine party.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Pope wrote:

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Merry Christmas!

Thank you and same to you!

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Billy Heff wrote:

Who?

That's funny because while it's a single syllable word, it single-handedly communicates a wealth of disrespect.

Billy Heff wrote:

clothier wrote:

i thought Billy Heff was gonna play this new Pope character.

How do you he's not?

That's funny because it's based on the presumption that persons on this site might have more than one identifier.

right.