Tell me Pope...

Would you hit that?

C'mon. You can tell us.

george, you bastard.

the pope wouldn't hit on his own daughter.

Would you hit that?

C'mon. You can tell us.

Independent George wrote:

Would you hit that?

C'mon. You can tell us.

Didn't she lay down with that Sean Avery character?

If so, the answer is no.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Would you hit that?

C'mon. You can tell us.

No new material my son? Perhaps you need a new writer.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

nice one, your holiness.

Independent George wrote:

Would you hit that?

Sweet potato Jesus! My wife would hit that!

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Would you hit that?

Sweet potato Jesus! My wife would hit that!

Please post photos.

Pope wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Would you hit that?

C'mon. You can tell us.

No new material my son? Perhaps you need a new writer.

Just recycling, your Holiness. Since you are relatively new here I will forgive you for being unaware of Agent 13's Green Initiative for this website. Oh yeah........Merry Christmas!

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Would you hit that?

Sweet potato Jesus!

Sorry, sir. This is the Pope's thread. Sweet Potato Jesus has his own thread. Perhaps your comment would best be directed there.

Please don't tell me this site has turned Christian. I thought for sure it was a heeb site.

Independent George wrote:

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Would you hit that?

Sweet potato Jesus!

Sorry, sir. This is the Pope's thread. Sweet Potato Jesus has his own thread. Perhaps your comment would best be directed there.

By the way just for a quick return to our roots I wish to state that I do not like marhmallows on my Sweet Potato Jesus.

The Goddess wrote:

Please don't tell me this site has turned Christian. I thought for sure it was a heeb site.

We just don't have a guy in a funny hat.

Then who are these dudes?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Would you hit that?

Sweet potato Jesus! My wife would hit that!

Please post photos.

Here you go...

So Pope, when you Vatican boys discuss masturbating do you ever use the euphemism "Bopping the Bishop" or is that a little too "on the nose"?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

So Pope, when you Vatican boys discuss masturbating do you ever use the euphemism "Bopping the Bishop" or is that a little too "on the nose"?

On the nose?? That's a "Roman War Helmet." Do try to keep up with the latest Vatican sexual nomenclature, will you, pow?

i95 wrote:

On the nose?? That's a "Roman War Helmet." Do try to keep up with the latest Vatican sexual nomenclature, will you, pow?

Sorry I always forget to read the "Latest Vatican Sexual Nomenclature" column in the Temple Israel Bulletin.

I wore one of those hats once. Left it at some chick's house. I was trying to score a second date, so I did what I call the "The Leave-Behind." Somehow, she managed to lose the hat, though, so I stole her clock.

Teach her.

Pope,

I am trying to find your personal compass. So, tell me....



Would you hit THAT?

Independent George wrote:

Pope,

I am trying to find your personal compass. So, tell me....



Would you hit THAT?

Hello again my son,

You seem to be what the cardinals refer to as non altamente dotato. Why are you stuck on this question?

Perhaps you need to "hit something"?

I'm just saying.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Pope,

As they say, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Live long and prosper.

Hey Mr Pope?

Have a Happy Yom Kippur.

May your fast be easy.

Pope wrote:

dotato

Your Holiness,

Do you say "doh tay' toe" or do you say "doh tah' toe"?