clothier mourns

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

...is anal cancer and rectal cancer the same thing?

No. One has to do with cancer of your asshole and the other cancer of your bunghole. Hope that alleviates any confusion.

Asshole....................I don't even know where the bunghole is.

Independent George wrote:

I am grateful that, despite my own bout with the Big C, my name will not forever be linked with anal cancer.

I bet you're also grateful that clothier does care how big your nipples are.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I don't even know where the bunghole is.

I believe it's on page 69 here:

Well, there it is right next to the Sausage Red Sauce recipe.

Is anyone at all surprised that pow actually had a copy of this book right at his fingertips? Anyone??

I swear I thought it was a cookbook. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

i just want to know how he convinced SushiGirl to pose for the cover photo.

a nation mourns....

Couldn't you find any youtube clips for ol' Ed?

i banned youtube from the boys viewing list, and I can't remember what the password is that will allow me to view it, so, no I can't.

The Goddess wrote:

Couldn't you find any youtube clips for ol' Ed?

Like This?

Be warned...the language is a bit salty...okay...heavily salted. If you lose your job it isn't my fault.

I was thinking more like him rapping...



Or maybe drunk Ed...

What was his talent again?

mine or Ed's?

clothier wrote:

mine or Ed's?

Who?

FWIW, I always liked his appearances on Saturday Night Live - especially when he played the Anal Retentive Chef.

Independent George wrote:

FWIW, I always liked his appearances on Saturday Night Live - especially when he played the Anal Retentive Chef.

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next issue: the bald chick. What's with her hair? How about it, cueball? I'm lookin' at you and thinkin' "fourteen in the side pocket."

All-time fave:

"You don't scare me, I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

All-time fave:

"You don't scare me, I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."

I didn't know Ed McMahon was Phil Hartman

Independent George wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

All-time fave:

"You don't scare me, I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."

I hate having to watch a commercial first and SNL never has known how to end a sketch but this is still well worth watching.

Clothier is also in mourning for the loss of Jon&Kate's marriage.

it's horrible watching 10 lives crumble in front of your face.

and remember back in the day, when the show started, the show was about the kids? it was better then.

clothier wrote:

Clothier is also in mourning for the loss of Jon&Kate's marriage.

it's horrible watching 10 lives crumble in front of your face.

and remember back in the day, when the show started, the show was about the kids? it was better then.

All I keep thinking is ...what took so long.

I only watched a couple of times, as I hear enough yelling in real life, but that Kate chick treated that dude like he was one of the 8 kids.

I can't stand her hair.

Never watched the show. Never understood why humans having litters get TV shows.