Um, clothier...

...if it's not too much trouble, would you mind posting a photo of your wife holding up today's newspaper?

my what?

my who?


ever been to the UP of michigan, my friend? I'm not saying it happened, but if you were gonna off someone, i'm not sure there is anyplace else in the world more remote to hide the remains.

you wouldn't even need to bother with the chipper.

parts of the UP are located in the Hiawatha National Forrest, and it's an old growth forrest, which means it's never been logged.

you could, well, you know the rest.

clothier wrote:

...never been logged.

Sounds like a job for Captain Constipated!