clothier mourns

i95 wrote:

Almost prophetically, clothier saw this car...



...headed to Billy Mays house yesterday.


Oh, and David Carradine was tied to the back of the same with a rope.


That clothier...he's ALWAYS at the right place at the right time!

Well I'm shopping for a new car, which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV.

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked, so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my TV. Thought about goin' but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin' fly I'm looking fat, my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby....

i95 wrote:

Almost prophetically, clothier saw this car...



...headed to Billy Mays house yesterday.


Oh, and David Carradine was tied to the back of the same with a rope.


That clothier...he's ALWAYS at the right place at the right time!

i95 wrote:

Almost prophetically, clothier saw this car...



...headed to Billy Mays house yesterday.


Oh, and David Carradine was tied to the back of the same with a rope.


That clothier...he's ALWAYS at the right place at the right time!

I have never seen Ed looking so happy. death seems to suit him.

Independent George wrote:

I always thought his impression of John Madden was spot-on.

Idiot. You're obviously thinking about Frank Gorshin (who also played
"The Penguin" on the "Superman" television series). Again, idiot.

clothier wrote:

Clothier does not mourn for Fred Travalena either.

In fact, clothier asks: "What? You couldn't fit in a timely
impression of either George Burns or Ed Sullivan here?"

hey 13?

Ed looks happy cuz he's hanging with me!

OK...so I found Billy Mays' twitter page, and two things struck me from his penultimate tweet.

Getting ready to fly back to Tampa from Philly. Monday is the big day (HIP REPLACEMENT NO.3) Keep you posted.7:40 AM Jun 27th from txt

(1) The good news is that he won't have to do that miserable third hip replacement surgery.

(b) As for "Keep you posted..." Mmmmm....not so much.

maybe he's going to try and tweet from the the other side. that would be cool.

This may be the best news yet in the whole twisted Jacksonian big finale. These people apparently don't understand that dead is dead.

But hey, Rev. Jesse's on top of this so I guess everything will work out alright. He beat Weird Al Sharpton to the party here. Al's slipping.




Yesterday, 05:34 pm

© Sky News 2009
Print StoryThe man behind the world's biggest online Michael Jackson fan club has said heartbroken followers of the star have committed suicide because of his death.

Gary Taylor, president and owner of MJJcommunity.com, said he understood the tragedies had mostly taken place outside of the UK but he believed one may have been British.

"I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12. I believe there may have been one Briton who has taken their life," he said.

"It is a serious situation that these people are going through but Michael Jackson would never want this. He would want them to live."

Jesse Jackson, a friend of the singer, has recorded a YouTube film on the site urging fans not to "self destruct".

He said: "This is a time when hearts are heavy. There is great pain but great cause to celebrate Michael's life.

"It made Michael happy saying 'We Are The World'. Don't self destruct.

"We fall down sometimes, we get back up. That's the right thing to do. In Michael's name let's live together as brothers and sisters and not die apart as fools."

MJJcommunity.com was formed 10 years ago by Mr Taylor, a London office manager, and has more than 14,000 online users and 30 staff worldwide.

He said the singer's death had left his fans on the forum "in a surreal place".

"They can't accept it, they feel in some sort of different reality," he said.

"I'm stunned that he's dead. One minute he is coming here for concerts and the next he is gone.

"I think the funeral will be where the reality kicks in that he is gone and won't be coming back, there will be a huge depression in the fan community when that happens."

Thousands of Michael Jackson fans are expected to gather for a vigil on July 13 at the O2 Arena where the star was due to perform.

They will assemble at Canary Wharf from 1pm before moving on to the 02 from 6pm.

i would think the world will keep turning, either way. And the gene pool would be better off without them.

Maybe Steve Jobs can get a liver now.

Independent George wrote:

OK...so I found Billy Mays' twitter page, and two things struck me from his penultimate tweet.

Getting ready to fly back to Tampa from Philly. Monday is the big day (HIP REPLACEMENT NO.3) Keep you posted.7:40 AM Jun 27th from txt

(1) The good news is that he won't have to do that miserable third hip replacement surgery.

(b) As for "Keep you posted..." Mmmmm....not so much.

Perhaps the fact that Mr. Mays had 3 hips was medically significant as a cause of death.

**********Breaking News********

if you were as worried as I was, here's the skinny on Bubbles:

Bubbles has been relocated to the compound of an animal trainer named Bob Dunn in Sylmar, Calif. He's 26 and living like a wild animal, as opposed to dressing in costumes, wearing a diaper and sharing the bathroom of an internationally famous musician.


kudos to the detroit news for the info

clothier wrote:

He's 26 and living like a wild animal

This brings backs memories. Ah, to be 26 again.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

clothier wrote:

He's 26 and living like a wild animal

This brings backs memories. Ah, to be 26 again.

This was you, right?

Unfortunately all I get here is the dreaded RED X so unfortunately I can't comment on what I'm sure is an extremely complimemtary photographic depiction of me at the age of 26.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Unfortunately all I get here is the dreaded RED X so unfortunately I can't comment on what I'm sure is an extremely complimemtary photographic depiction of me at the age of 26.

Trust me, you should be offended...unless of course you really were a transvestite.

Agent 13 wrote:

Trust me, you should be offended...unless of course you really were a transvestite.

Were??????????????

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Trust me, you should be offended...unless of course you really were a transvestite.

Were??????????????

Yeah...were. What do you think we don't know about the "re-assignment" surgery?

Hey, have there been any LaToya sightings since the report of Michael's passing?

who?

so you all heard the latest, right? that the biological father of Michael's kids is his plastic surgeon?

laststandchili wrote:

Hey, have there been any LaToya sightings since the report of Michael's passing?

NICE!! Good call, LSC.

Clothier mourns for Alexis Arguello.



He was one badass motherfucker.

clothier wrote:

He was one badass motherfucker.

Shut your mouth.