Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:44 pm
what george said.
laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:26 pm
Independent George wrote:
The idea was that we should celebrate his life now, because when the tox report comes back, all hell is going to break loose.
Do you think there will be rioting? LA's due for a good drubbing isn't it?
Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:40 am
Can't we all just get along?
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:30 am
Independent George wrote:
Can't we all just get along?
No...someone has to be banned.
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:31 am
Independent George wrote:
clothier wrote:
just wait until that toxocaology report hits. Heart attack?
One of the news stories that I read quoted one of his celeb friends (Diana Ross, maybe?) saying essentially the same thing. The idea was that we should celebrate his life now, because when the tox report comes back, all hell is going to break loose.
I can't imagine what this could mean...that he was murdered?
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:35 pm
laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:33 pm
It's a tough week for 50 year olds.
Good news for that Sham-Wow dude though.
That's a fella that looks like he partys pretty hard. I'd like to hang with that guy.
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:10 pm
I liked Billy Mays. How cool would it have been if he always talked that way...
I think the shamwow guy is named Vince. He is now doing a commercial for something else as well, Can't remember what it is, but I know you need to order in the next 20 minutes, because they can't do this all day.
laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:16 pm
You should invite him to the next WOT Lambada-Thon.
pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:31 pm
Potential cause of death:
Beard and hair dye overdose. We'll have to wait a month or so for the toxicology results but I have my suspicions.
clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:55 pm
Clothier mourns for Billy Mays.
Billy was cool.
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:18 pm
clothier wrote:
Clothier mourns for Billy Mays.
Billy was cool.
I concur...he always brought a smile to my face.
Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:25 pm
You gotta like a guy who can make fun of himself. I saw him on Letterman or Conan and he was also doing schtick, but it was like he was cracking himself up.
I stole this from someone else, but it made me laugh....
It appears as though 50 is the new dead.
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:14 am
Independent George wrote:
You gotta like a guy who can make fun of himself.
Loved his ESPN commercials. ("The magic is in the cord...")
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:31 am
clothier wrote:
clothier does not mourn for wacko jacko.
This...
...is NOTclothier.
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:32 am
clothier wrote:
clothier does not mourn for wacko jacko.
This...
...is NOTclothier.
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:37 am
clothier wrote:
clothier does not mourn for wacko jacko.
This...
...is NOTclothier.
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:40 am
This, however, and despite his claims not to care...
...isclothier.
I'm sad for clothier.
clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:54 am
Clothier does not mourn for Fred Travalena either. Clothier thinks his entire career was a rip-off of the great and wonderful Rich Little.
pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:57 am
My suggestion for Billy Mays' epitaph:
BUT WAIT......THERE'S MORE............................................................
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:53 am
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Potential cause of death:
Beard and hair dye overdose. We'll have to wait a month or so for the toxicology results but I have my suspicions.
I am thinking the shamwow dude took him out.
clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:03 am
no way. vince can't even beat up a hooker.
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:15 am
Alright, a show of hands:
How many of you actually visited the Neverland Ranch when you were a child?
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:43 am
Almost prophetically, clothier saw this car...
...headed to Billy Mays house yesterday.
Oh, and David Carradine was tied to the back of the same with a rope.
That clothier...he's ALWAYS at the right place at the right time!
Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
Subject: Re: clothier mourns Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:11 pm
clothier wrote:
Clothier does not mourn for Fred Travalena either.
I always thought his impression of John Madden was spot-on.
Fred Travalena either. Clothier thinks his entire career was a rip-off of the great and wonderful 
Rich Little.
