For Goddess (and Billy Heff)

OK...those were some mighty fine tushies.

Thanks i95--you're so thoughtful.

The Goddess wrote:

OK...those were some mighty fine tushies.

Thanks i95--you're so thoughtful.

95,

Maybe I was wrong about Billy Heff being polite. He still hasn't thanked you for including him in your very thoughful post.

Exactly!

Would it kill him to craft one of those witty run-on names a la goutriddenshutineatingtheroadasswipe?

Could he not find the time to demonstrate some baseless form of bravado (you know, being that he killed Angus McRib, er...me, er...Independent George, er...Fieldthistle, and all)?

Or -- and at the very least -- couldn't he muster-up that demonstrated sense of humor which makes us all: (Something like: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a newspaper. AUDIO)


Politeness demands some effort on his part. I insist!

Some people just don't give up.

Ok Pervert, my response is this. Not everyone shares your perverted attraction to naked or scantly clad young boys. Just look at your posting habits. A young boy hugging a toilet? The young boy sitting on Santa's lap? I think I will be safe and forward your name and posts to your local police. I think your computer needs to be explored by the proper authorties. FYI, Kiddie and Kittie porn are both illegal.

And what kind of coward feels the need to post under different names on a website with 30 members? A very sick one is the answer. Don't worry, I won't tell Larry that you post under Angus McRib because you are livid about being rejected at Roguefood. Get it, Mc......RIB! Are you really the dickhead in the picture I have been posting? Or are you an 12 year old going through puberty?

And how about your newest venture, Baah Banned. I would love to see you in the presence of my Buddy Ben. All he would have to do is look at you and you would shit yourself. He is a winner, you are a freak and a loser.

Now, if there is anything else you need explained, please ask. I now return to my job as the funniest person on the internets.

Billy Heff wrote:

Not everyone shares your perverted attraction to naked or scantly clad young boys.

I believe that you owe me, Agent 13, bbqboy, clothier, Independent George, laststandchili, pastrami-on-wry and The Goddess -- and who were explicitly brought to this site with promises of naked or scantily clad young boys -- a huge apology.

I'm waiting Angus, er...Morton, er...Billy.

Fuuny, you are the only freak posting said pictures.

Kurt, i95, Angus McRib, Baah Banned, or whoever you want to be today, you are sick. SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP!

AND STAY AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER UNTIL YOU GET THE HELP YOU NEED.

Billy Heff wrote:

Some people just don't give up.

Ok Pervert, my response is this. Not everyone shares your perverted attraction to naked or scantly clad young boys. Just look at your posting habits. A young boy hugging a toilet? The young boy sitting on Santa's lap? I think I will be safe and forward your name and posts to your local police. I think your computer needs to be explored by the proper authorties. FYI, Kiddie and Kittie porn are both illegal.

And what kind of coward feels the need to post under different names on a website with 30 members? A very sick one is the answer. Don't worry, I won't tell Larry that you post under Angus McRib because you are livid about being rejected at Roguefood. Get it, Mc......RIB! Are you really the dickhead in the picture I have been posting? Or are you an 12 year old going through puberty?

And how about your newest venture, Baah Banned. I would love to see you in the presence of my Buddy Ben. All he would have to do is look at you and you would shit yourself. He is a winner, you are a freak and a loser.

Now, if there is anything else you need explained, please ask. I now return to my job as the funniest person on the internets.

All of this once again begs one simple question that I believe you have never properly answered. If you find the goings on here so vile doesn't it seem just a bit fucked up that you keep coming back? Why don't you spare yourself (and all of us) this ridiculous bullshit and go be the "funniest person on the internets" somewhere else?

Stop the fucking bus.

Now you've gone way, way, way too far.

I'm the funniest person on the internets, and we all know it.

enough is enough.

clothier wrote:

Stop the fucking bus.

Whoa! Clothier is working blue. Never thought I'd see the day. Wait until Mom finds out what you've done on her computer now.

he's sort of like John Wayne in The Quiet Man.
Enough is enough.

Pastrami Guy, Lie down and take a nap. You get all worked up over things that don't concern you. You are also pointing your anger in the wrong direction. And, you don't think I'm funny? Surely you jest.

For some reason Kurt wants to have a never ending pissing match. Only thing is, you need more than this in a pissing match.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

OK...those were some mighty fine tushies.

Thanks i95--you're so thoughtful.

95,

Maybe I was wrong about Billy Heff being polite. He still hasn't thanked you for including him in your very thoughful post.

Ask and you shall receive. Besides being the 2nd funniest guy on the internets, I am also a very giving person.

anyways, do we know if the dancing Swedes won?

Billy Heff wrote:

Pastrami Guy, Lie down and take a nap. You get all worked up over things that don't concern you. You are also pointing your anger in the wrong direction. And, you don't think I'm funny? Surely you jest.

For some reason Kurt wants to have a never ending pissing match. Only thing is, you need more than this in a pissing match.

After a good night's sleep I still say that you have never answered my question. If WOTWORLD is soooo distasteful to you, why don't you take the thinking man's approach and change the channel? It's obvious that you'd be happier elsewhere and I think I speak without fear of contradiction that the rest of us would allow you to leave without much protest.

clothier wrote:

anyways, do we know if the dancing Swedes won?

We know they won the Goddess' heart and shouldn't that be enough for them?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Pastrami Guy, Lie down and take a nap. You get all worked up over things that don't concern you. You are also pointing your anger in the wrong direction. And, you don't think I'm funny? Surely you jest.

For some reason Kurt wants to have a never ending pissing match. Only thing is, you need more than this in a pissing match.

After a good night's sleep I still say that you have never answered my question. If WOTWORLD is soooo distasteful to you, why don't you take the thinking man's approach and change the channel? It's obvious that you'd be happier elsewhere and I think I speak without fear of contradiction that the rest of us would allow you to leave without much protest.

I guess you are having a senior moment. I answered your inqueries several times. Do a little research and report back to me. If you can't find what you need, I will be more than happy to update you again.

You can start with my post about crybabies who bust balls but can't take the heat. BTW, what are you, Kurts babysitter? Everytime I corner that rat, you try to create a diversion

Also, I'm glad you had a good nights sleep. Geritol?

bbqboy wrote:

he's sort of like John Wayne in The Quiet Man.
Enough is enough.

If John Wayne sold golfing equipment.

What's this all about? You don't find Billy Heff funny? My, he is the Shecky Green where I come from.

Billy Heff wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Pastrami Guy, Lie down and take a nap. You get all worked up over things that don't concern you. You are also pointing your anger in the wrong direction. And, you don't think I'm funny? Surely you jest.

For some reason Kurt wants to have a never ending pissing match. Only thing is, you need more than this in a pissing match.

After a good night's sleep I still say that you have never answered my question. If WOTWORLD is soooo distasteful to you, why don't you take the thinking man's approach and change the channel? It's obvious that you'd be happier elsewhere and I think I speak without fear of contradiction that the rest of us would allow you to leave without much protest.

I guess you are having a senior moment. I answered your inqueries several times. Do a little research and report back to me. If you can't find what you need, I will be more than happy to update you again.

You can start with my post about crybabies who bust balls but can't take the heat. BTW, what are you, Kurts babysitter? Everytime I corner that rat, you try to create a diversion

Also, I'm glad you had a good nights sleep. Geritol?

First of all, 95 doesn't need my help. He's perfectly capable of defending himself.

Secondly, if you believe that you've answered my question that must mean that you don't really understand my question. Returning to a place you can't stand to bust the balls of "crybabies" you also can't stand doesn't wash as any sane person's reason to continue being anywhere. Also, why would "the funniest person on the internets" waste their time in a place where his act is bombing?

Thirdly, that "Geritol" and "senior moment" stuff is gold Billy, gold I tell ya.