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PostSubject: Hey Billy Heff....   Thu May 13, 2010 11:08 am

is this guy on the left really you?




really?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Thu May 13, 2010 11:37 am

The folks down at witness relocation aren't going to like this.

The woman in the back does not look happy to be in this picture.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Thu May 13, 2010 2:39 pm

See. I also post as both clothier and Agent 13. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!




(Wait. That swastika on my forehead is backwards. Shit!)


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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Wed May 19, 2010 8:36 am

clothier wrote:
is this guy on the left really you?




really?

On the right. I am also known as Coney Island Heff.

I must say though, that guy on the left is a very handsome fellow. Very lithe, Very graceful. Very lean, but muscular, sexual, athletic..


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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Wed May 19, 2010 8:51 am

5 bucks if anyone can guess who the girl is.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sat May 22, 2010 4:04 am

really?


that was the best you could do?

you want to take another shot at it?

or is that really how you want this to go down?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sat May 22, 2010 1:04 pm

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sat May 22, 2010 5:55 pm

Billy Heff wrote:
I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sat May 22, 2010 10:06 pm

Pope wrote:
Billy Heff wrote:
I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.

You should have asked me when I came to visit last week.

The guesses are free, take a shot there Big Fella.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 6:34 am

the only thing i'm jealous of is how big your balls must be for you to think that you have a sense of humor.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 9:41 am

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the only thing i'm jealous of is how big your balls must be for you to think that you have a sense of humor.

Is there a good treatment for testicle envy?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 11:16 am

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 11:22 am

Pope wrote:
Billy Heff wrote:
I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.

Pope,

It's obviously Julie Kavner. Can he go now?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 1:54 pm

stop the freakin bus!

How on Earth could this thread have turned
so darned antagonistic towards Gilly Heff...



...with me only making one post
to-date about the same??


scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 2:38 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Pope wrote:
Billy Heff wrote:
I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.

Pope,

It's obviously Julie Kavner. Can he go now?

Wrong!

I just noticed how she is obviously smitten with the fine specimen of a man in front of her.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 6:28 pm

Billy Heff wrote:
I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

This, Bud, is for you...

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PostSubject: aka i95, aka Anus McRib   Sun May 23, 2010 6:57 pm

Baah Baanned wrote:
Billy Heff wrote:
I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

This, Bud, is for you...


Ummm, I don't get it?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 7:00 pm

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I just noticed how she is obviously smitten with the fine specimen of a man in front of her.

If that's true, my guess is that her t-shirt is referring to her taste in men.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 7:21 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Billy Heff wrote:
I just noticed how she is obviously smitten with the fine specimen of a man in front of her.

If that's true, my guess is that her t-shirt is referring to her taste in men.

Was that an insult?

If I didn't know better, I would say that certain people around here want to get rid of me.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Sun May 23, 2010 9:15 pm

dude, no one wants to get rid of you, we just want you to be funny.
hell, charles manson could post here if he was funny.
and well, not scary.
but mainly, funny.

think twice, post once.


unless it's not funny, then don't post.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Mon May 24, 2010 9:07 am

I don't like dick jokes.

Perhaps this is because I have a small...

uh...

I don't like dick jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Mon May 24, 2010 10:24 am

Agent 13 wrote:
Perhaps this is because I have a small...

Member list? IQ level required for posting? Girlish figure? Tolerance for wanderingjew?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Mon May 24, 2010 10:26 am

Baah Baanned wrote:

Wait. That room is empty. Oh...
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Mon May 24, 2010 10:41 am

i95 wrote:
Baah Baanned wrote:

Wait. That room is empty. Oh...

Maybe the people are all on the other side of the room.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Billy Heff....   Mon May 24, 2010 11:13 am

Agent 13 wrote:
i95 wrote:
Baah Baanned wrote:

Wait. That room is empty. Oh...

Maybe the people are all on the other side of the room.

You're right.
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