clothier mourns

do you think that's why it's called a tork wrench?

Since it appears that clothier has little interest in mourning anyone who has died in last couple of months I felt obligated to pick up the slack. It is my sad duty to report the death of Uncle Leo. Cousin Jeffrey is reportedly so distraught that he will be taking a leave of absence from his job at the Parks Dept. GoodBYE!

Good-bye Duke.

clothier wrote:

Good-bye Duke.

I thought John Wayne died a while ago.

one of the best centerfielders of all time leaves this vale of tears, and that was the best you could do? a play on his name? shame on you.

you want to take another shot at it?

Willie Mays died?

clothier wrote:

one of the best centerfielders of all time leaves this vale of tears, and that was the best you could do? a play on his name? shame on you.

you want to take another shot at it?

Hell, I was as surprised as you. I never knew John Wayne played baseball.

at least Amos Otis still lives on.

bbqboy wrote:

at least Amos Otis still lives on.

Yet another guy who had a damn solid career after being traded by the Mets.

Sorry for this moment of seriousness but as a big baseball fan I can't let my cheap shot at Duke Snider stand as my final words on the subject. In reality Snider was a great player who, through a strange coincidence of time and place, played centerfield in baseball's number one media market at the same time as two other great talents with more megawatt personalities. Mays and Mantle sucked all the air out of the room leaving little left for the very talented Snider. In any other circumstance he would've been a much bigger name with a bigger legacy.

bbqboy wrote:

at least Amos Otis still lives on.

Love his cookies.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

bbqboy wrote:

at least Amos Otis still lives on.

Love his cookies.

Indeed. Mr. Spunkmeyer was quite the baker!

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

bbqboy wrote:

at least Amos Otis still lives on.

Love his cookies.

Indeed. Mr. Spunkmeyer was quite the baker!

Heh, heh, heh...you said Spunkmeyer

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Sorry for this moment of seriousness but as a big baseball fan I can't let my cheap shot at Duke Snider stand as my final words on the subject. In reality Snider was a great player who, through a strange coincidence of time and place, played centerfield in baseball's number one media market at the same time as two other great talents with more megawatt personalities. Mays and Mantle sucked all the air out of the room leaving little left for the very talented Snider. In any other circumstance he would've been a much bigger name with a bigger legacy.

well said.

Somehow I always confused the Duke of Flatbush with the Duke of Earl. I then confuse the Duke of Earl with the Earl of Sandwich.

So, while mourning John Wayne's passing...I think I need a sandwich.

And another thing: How was John Wayne able to make so many movies and still have time to don clown make-up and kill all those kids?

He was good at multi-tasking?

i95 wrote:

And another thing: How was John Wayne able to make so many movies and still have time to don clown make-up and kill all those kids?

Kill kids? I though he was the dude who got his penis cut off?

Independent George wrote:

Somehow I always confused the Duke of Flatbush with the Duke of Earl. I then confuse the Duke of Earl with the Earl of Sandwich.

So, while mourning John Wayne's passing...I think I need a sandwich.

what kind of sandwich would you wanna have?

clothier wrote:

...sandwich...

Excuse me but I believe the word is "sammie."

I'd like a Jane Russell sammie. Well, I would have.....

cuz now a jane russell sammie would be icky.

i think a jane russell sammie at a deli might be fun to create.

turkey breast and chicken breast with a kosher hot dog nestled between?

clothier wrote:

cuz now a jane russell sammie would be icky.

i think a jane russell sammie at a deli might be fun to create.

turkey breast and chicken breast with a kosher hot dog nestled between?

icky may be an issue, but I suppose it would also need to be moved from the "hot sandwich" board to the "cold sandwich" board,

Actually, I think it would now have to be served at room temperature.