Quite possibly the sickest story you're going to read today.....

California mom kills baby in microwave

Admittedly, the story is horrible. There aren't really a whole lot of discussion points - except for the fact that there appears to be a rash of microwave baby killings. What in the hell are people thinking? But.....

....may I direct your attention to the comments section for a moment, please.

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by ChaneysGayLover June 22, 2011 1:37 AM EDT
They don't really brown well when you cook them in a microwave.


Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/06/21/national/main20073157.shtml#ixzz1QUOGgbeM

Which one of you fuckers wrote that?

If you scroll down the comments a little further, it is quite possible that you might recognize the comment that is time-stamped June 22, 2011 12:23 AM EDT as being from a moderator on another food-related web site.

The Internets is a scary place.

I think we should ban microwaves.

I mean...the children! Think of the children!!!!

That's funny.....I was thinking of banning children.

Then there would be no danger of anyone operating a microwave in an inappropriate manner.

Independent George wrote:

That's funny.....I was thinking of banning children.

Then there would be no danger of anyone operating a microwave in an inappropriate manner.

But then who will microwave my budget gourmet when I am old and too feeble to operate said microwave?

Independent George wrote:

California mom kills baby in microwave

One more person who won't see "The Town."

I admit to being a sick fucker but this incident does test the limits of my theory that humor can be found in any subject.

That said, I did have a fleeting thought that Ka Yang, in a rush to get dinner on the table, might have accidentally confused the baby with the dog.

See, I'm always trying to think the best of people.

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

California mom kills baby in microwave

One more person who won't see "The Town."

That is a shame, as, and stop me if I mentioned this before, The Town is a pretty darn good little movie.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I admit to being a sick fucker but this incident does test the limits of my theory that humor can be found in any subject.

That said, I did have a fleeting thought that Ka Yang, in a rush to get dinner on the table, might have accidentally confused the baby with the dog.

See, I'm always trying to think the best of people.

My mind just keeps flashing to hot dogs that exploded in the microwave. Damn, that is horrible.

Agent 13 wrote:

...The Town is a pretty darn good little movie.

Wait. You've seen "The Town"??

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I admit to being a sick fucker but this incident does test the limits of my theory that humor can be found in any subject.

That said, I did have a fleeting thought that Ka Yang, in a rush to get dinner on the table, might have accidentally confused the baby with the dog.

See, I'm always trying to think the best of people.

My mind just keeps flashing to hot dogs that exploded in the microwave. Damn, that is horrible.

You two are seeing a team of therapists, right?

Actually we are seeing each other.

It isn't helping.

can you get the town on the netflix?

I don't have the netflix.

I was thinking about this article yesterday.

In 2000, a Virginia woman was sentenced to five years in prison for killing her month-old son in a microwave oven.

That lady should have hired Jose Baez.

How would a folk singer with a warbly voice have helped her?