Today I don't get...

why I am married or why my wife seems to be compelled to root around in the garage or shed and move shit she never uses, touches, or has anything to do with...other than to move.

Anyone know where I can get a good rate on a rental wood chipper.

um dude? she doesn't make you move it, or use it, or touch it, correct?

and you aren't close to being on the pack rat show are you?

then have another beer, and it'll be ok.

Agent 13 wrote:

why I am married or why my wife seems to be compelled to root around in the garage or shed and move shit she never uses, touches, or has anything to do with...other than to move.

Anyone know where I can get a good rate on a rental wood chipper.

I used to have the same model. I believe that it has to do with the inability to deal with their own shortcomings, and they sublimate those feelings by fixating on the perceived shortcomings, in this case junk in the garage, of others.

clothier wrote:

um dude? she doesn't make you move it, or use it, or touch it, correct?

and you aren't close to being on the pack rat show are you?

then have another beer, and it'll be ok.

The issue is that when someone just randomly moves your shit around the implication is there that you had no possible reason for putting it where it was. If my wife puts a vase on the kitchen counter I operate under the assumption that even though it doesn't normally go there, she must have a reason and I LEAVE IT ALONE.

My wife, on the other hand, thinks I am a fucking moron who does things with absolutely no thought or reason so if I bust my hump to move a 300 pound storage locker from one place to another it makes perfect sense to her to have someone come and move it back where it was because there couldn't have possibly been any valid reason why I wanted it where I struggled to put it.

This happens ALL THE time. I have explained over and over it bothers me, yet it still happens on an almost daily basis.

Holy crap...my head is going to explode.

The beer isn't going to do it today. I may have to call my sponsor...my opioid receptors are crying out for some calming influences.

She hired someone to come in the garage and move things?
That's both good and bad. Does he clean pools too?

Just so you aren't worried, no one was killed at the casa de WOT yesterday.

I happened to be driving by Stately WOT Mansion yesterday. I didn't stop because I saw you were busy digging in the garden. What was that Song you were humming?

Billy Heff wrote:

I happened to be driving by Stately WOT Mansion yesterday. I didn't stop because I saw you were busy digging in the garden. What was that Song you were humming?

I really like that song.