the clothier has had just about as much as he can take...

clothier wrote:

you guys really want to be invited now, don't you?

Hahaha...you almost made it sound like we aren't.

Good one funny man!

well, that was one for billy heff. still teaching, you know.

Don't you think I'd make a good Jew? I ate at Harold's yesterday.

Billy Heff wrote:

Don't you think I'd make a good Jew? I ate at Harold's yesterday.

Did you have the blurry pastrami?

May I ask if you had any companions with you or is that crossing some lines?

Who do you think was with me? Hmmmm?

I think Harold and Garry Shandling have a lot in common.


Oh shit, maybe it's a Jewish thing? I changed my mind, I don't want to be Jewish.

I just realized something. I am in Florida looking at condos. I am a Jew! OY VEY!

Billy Heff wrote:

I just realized something. I am in Florida looking at condos. I am a Jew! OY VEY!

So...how is controlling the media going?

I got my sights set on Hollywood.

could you watch the banks for me for a while?

i'd like a vacation.


thanks.

clothier wrote:

you guys really want to be invited now, don't you?

I hate to make a joke involving the traif, but, you can put all the lipstick on a pig that you want, but it doesn't change the fact that what lies beneath is still a pig.

It would take more than some good (non-blurry) cured meats to make me want to sit through a few rounds of the Hava Nagila with the clothier (or anyone else's) clan.

Billy Heff wrote:

I got my sights set on Hollywood.

Where Hollywood? Right here.

Where? Right here.

HOLLYWOOD? Uh.

WHERE? HERE!

Independent George wrote:

clothier wrote:

you guys really want to be invited now, don't you?

I hate to make a joke involving the traif, but, you can put all the lipstick on a pig that you want, but it doesn't change the fact that what lies beneath is still a pig.

It would take more than some good (non-blurry) cured meats to make me want to sit through a few rounds of the Hava Nagila with the clothier (or anyone else's) clan.

no problem. there's no band, no DJ, no party.
just the bar mitzvah service, and lunch.

just like God intended.

clothier wrote:

Independent George wrote:

clothier wrote:

you guys really want to be invited now, don't you?

I hate to make a joke involving the traif, but, you can put all the lipstick on a pig that you want, but it doesn't change the fact that what lies beneath is still a pig.

It would take more than some good (non-blurry) cured meats to make me want to sit through a few rounds of the Hava Nagila with the clothier (or anyone else's) clan.

no problem. there's no band, no DJ, no party.
just the bar mitzvah service, and lunch.

just like God intended.

I am still brushing up on my Jewish studies, does the Mohel stay for lunch?

Billy Heff wrote:

clothier wrote:

Independent George wrote:

clothier wrote:

you guys really want to be invited now, don't you?

I hate to make a joke involving the traif, but, you can put all the lipstick on a pig that you want, but it doesn't change the fact that what lies beneath is still a pig.

It would take more than some good (non-blurry) cured meats to make me want to sit through a few rounds of the Hava Nagila with the clothier (or anyone else's) clan.

no problem. there's no band, no DJ, no party.
just the bar mitzvah service, and lunch.

just like God intended.

I am still brushing up on my Jewish studies, does the Mohel stay for lunch?

I can't say I am 100% sure but I believe a mohel is involved in a Jewish man's life only twice, and not at his bar mitzvah. At birth the mohel takes the tip, and then, at the jewish wedding ceremony he takes the rest and gives it to the wife.

Is this accurate?

I wonder if clothiers pastrami was as good as Harold's?

A soft focus pastrami porn shot? Is that courtesy of Ellen?

bbqboy wrote:

A soft focus pastrami porn shot? Is that courtesy of Ellen?

Wait...oh...that is pastrami? Now I feel silly for getting all excited.

Agent 13 wrote:

bbqboy wrote:

A soft focus pastrami porn shot? Is that courtesy of Ellen?

Wait...oh...that is pastrami? Now I feel silly for getting all excited.

either way, I still believe it's Ellen.

Two words: Ry Cooder.

i95 wrote:

Two words: Ry Cooder.

I don't get it?

i95 wrote:

Two words: Ry Cooder.

Nice. You are one eclectic fucktard.

laststandchili wrote:

i95 wrote:

Two words: Ry Cooder.

Nice. You are one eclectic fucktard.

Thank you for not forcing me to have written "Rye Cooter" for you to actually get it. Merry Christmas.

I don't that's pastrami. It looks more like Vagina Ham on Rye.

Which, for safety's sake, one should always eat with condoments.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I don't that's pastrami. It looks more like Vagina Ham on Rye.

Which, for safety's sake, one should always eat with condoments.

I don't get it.