What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Susan FINKELSTEIN? Oral sex? Seems unlikely.

No, I believe that Ms. Finkelstein would be willing to perform oral sex - outside the sacred bonds of marriage. That's usually Jew-woman bait. It is once the woman eats wedding cake that the appetite for such is completely diminished.

I will sit back and wait patiently for the coming "Amen" from our married Jewish brothers.

Don't know if I'm allowed to comment since the current Mrs. POW is a shiksa.

so she only gets 1 ticket?

Independent George wrote:

No, I believe that Ms. Finkelstein would be willing to perform oral sex - outside the sacred bonds of marriage. That's usually Jew-woman bait. It is once the woman eats wedding cake that the appetite for such is completely diminished.

I will sit back and wait patiently for the coming "Amen" from our married Jewish brothers.

Well then, if what you are saying is true, I spent a year dating the WRONG jewish woman.

Damn it.

Independent George wrote:

It is once the woman eats wedding cake that the appetite for such is completely diminished.

I find that hard to swallow.

Independent George wrote:

Baah Baanned wrote:

I find that hard to swallow.

That's what she said.

Come again?

I'm thinking this classy lady from another thread already has box seats to all of the Series games:



"Clearly I had my seat belt on, so it's impossible I'd be leaning over sucking his dick unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a fucking rubber neck.

"If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's dick'. But it is not true and that's what is pissing me off."

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'm thinking this classy lady from another thread already has box seats to all of the Series games...

Dude, that classy lady has box seats!