Obama is getting tough

On the CIA.

I am heartbroken today. I just found out that the CIA threatened the 911 terriorist with bodily harm.

How about a big round of applause for the Obama Administration for releasing this very important information.

how about that torture is wrong?

clothier wrote:

how about that torture is wrong?

How about if you like it? Is that also wrong?

i'd need more info on exactly what is being done before i can answer that.

clothier wrote:

i'd need more info on exactly what is being done before i can answer that.

Rotten CIA Bastards threatened to kill his(shiek yabba dabba do) family if he didn't give up info on other planned terriorist attacks.

ok, that's wrong.

agent 13, with his nipple clamps and inflatable dildo? wierd, but not wrong.

any questions?

clothier wrote:

ok, that's wrong.

agent 13, with his nipple clamps and inflatable dildo? wierd, but not wrong.

any questions?

Actually I swore off inflatables after I had a blow out (the device, not me). I am a fan of the trampling. It gets lonely in this mail box.

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

ok, that's wrong.

agent 13, with his nipple clamps and inflatable dildo? wierd, but not wrong.

any questions?

Actually I swore off inflatables after I had a blow out (the device, not me). I am a fan of the trampling. It gets lonely in this mail box.

Where the hell is the "rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off icon"

is as close as we got

Billy Heff wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

ok, that's wrong.

agent 13, with his nipple clamps and inflatable dildo? wierd, but not wrong.

any questions?

Actually I swore off inflatables after I had a blow out (the device, not me). I am a fan of the trampling. It gets lonely in this mail box.

Where the hell is the "rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off icon"

I do believe that would be this one!!!

What the hell. I lost my post. It was very deep and thought provoking, where the hell is it?

Billy Heff wrote:

What the hell. I lost my post. It was very deep and thought provoking, where the hell is it?

If it was genuinely "very deep and thought provoking", I am guessing you left it at another web site. That sort of thing is frowned upon here.

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

What the hell. I lost my post. It was very deep and thought provoking, where the hell is it?

If it was genuinely "very deep and thought provoking", I am guessing you left it at another web site. That sort of thing is frowned upon here.

I'm new here, cut me a freakin break.

clothier wrote:

i'd need more info on exactly what is being done before i can answer that.

Anytime you feel like you are not properly informed, I suggest you try Fox News, Fair and balanced.

Unless of course you only want to hear what makes you feel good. How does that saying go, "How can you stand up to terriorist, when you can't even stand up to Fox News"?

The Goddess wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

ok, that's wrong.

agent 13, with his nipple clamps and inflatable dildo? wierd, but not wrong.

any questions?

Actually I swore off inflatables after I had a blow out (the device, not me). I am a fan of the trampling. It gets lonely in this mail box.

Where the hell is the "rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off icon"

I do believe that would be this one!!!

Goddess, you trying to tell me something?

Billy Heff wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

What the hell. I lost my post. It was very deep and thought provoking, where the hell is it?

If it was genuinely "very deep and thought provoking", I am guessing you left it at another web site. That sort of thing is frowned upon here.

I'm new here, cut me a freakin break.

Sorry new dude...all I meant was that we have installed very sophisticated filters that screen out any deep and thought provoking posts and automatically convert them to dick jokes.

Try it if you want. Type in the Gettysburg Address and when you hit "Send" the words will be converted to one of those Man from Nantucket limericks. We paid big money for software like this.

How many times is the word "Larry" mentioned in the Gettysburg Address?

Independent George wrote:

How many times is the word "Larry" mentioned in the Gettysburg Address?

I think Lincoln only mentioned it twice in the actual speech, but the count is far higher when run through our deee-luxe software.

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

What the hell. I lost my post. It was very deep and thought provoking, where the hell is it?

If it was genuinely "very deep and thought provoking", I am guessing you left it at another web site. That sort of thing is frowned upon here.

I'm new here, cut me a freakin break.

Sorry new dude...all I meant was that we have installed very sophisticated filters that screen out any deep and thought provoking posts and automatically convert them to dick jokes.

Try it if you want. Type in the Gettysburg Address and when you hit "Send" the words will be converted to one of those Man from Nantucket limericks. We paid big money for software like this.

I think I know the problem. My post started off with, Some come here to sit and think....... I hope I didn't damage the software.

There once was a man from Kentucky,
Whose freeing the slaves was quite plucky.
Then one fateful day,
He went to a play,
And got shot in the head...not so lucky!

you write that yourself?

Finish:

There once was a Sage named clothier...

There once was a man who lived in a mail box...

There once was a guy who thought it was his summer...

There once was a dude from the Interstate...

clothier wrote:

you write that yourself?

Yes I did but is that a good or bad thing????

The Goddess wrote:

Finish:
There once was a man who lived in a mail box...

Nahhh....I can't think of any bad words that rhyme with box.

There once was Michigan clothier who said
When someone was mourning "dead is dead"
His insensitivity it was claimed
Was less real than feigned
Yet some people would still like to punch in his head