WTF is facebook?

i bet that was an interesting explanation to the I-95 kids.

Be the best swimmer you can be. Be the best pot-head you can be. As I always tell my kids, it's all about doing your best.

I'll spare you all one of my Libertarian marijuana legalization rants and just say that this whole deal is incredibly moronic. I'm as shocked and "disappointed" in Michael Phelps as I would've been if a picture of him holding a beer would've been made public.

Crap. I could use a good libertarian marijuana legalization rant.

POW, was that you with the "Legalize It" sign at the inaugaral shindig last month? Raging dreads.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'm as shocked and "disappointed" in Michael Phelps as I would've been if a picture of him holding a beer would've been made public.

And I'd actually be more "shocked" if I ever bore witness to Michael Phelps either properly conjugating a verb or, at the very least, not breathing through his agape mouth.

laststandchili wrote:

POW, was that you with the "Legalize It" sign at the inaugaral shindig last month? Raging dreads.

YAH MON, that was I. But I have a confession to make re: the "dreads":

i95 wrote:

And I'd actually be more "shocked" if I ever bore witness to Michael Phelps at the very least, not breathing through his agape mouth.

Huh????????????????????????

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

And I'd actually be more "shocked" if I ever bore witness to Michael Phelps at the very least, not breathing through his agape mouth.

Huh????????????????????????

Exactly.

My account has been disabled.

Am I first to be banned from Facebook here?

Do I win something?

Aside from precious time.

laststandchili wrote:

My account has been disabled.

Am I first to be banned from Facebook here?

Do I win something?

Aside from precious time.

What did you do?

laststandchili wrote:

My account has been disabled.

Am I first to be banned from Facebook here?

Do I win something?

Aside from precious time.

Your account might have been one of those compromised from a recent phishing attack:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/14/AR2009051403570.html

banned from facebook.

branded a fool.


what will they say, Monday at school?

laststandchili wrote:

My account has been disabled.

Am I first to be banned from Facebook here?

Do I win something?

Aside from precious time.

You win a free Twitter account, whatever the fuck that is?

I think it's because I joined a mob wars group for members who wanted to expand their mobs.

Then I sent friend requests to those people in order to expand said mob.

Apparently that's a problem.

Fucktards.

so, georgie-boy is aboard.

i-95, you're next!


really george, Harriet? Come on.

The total neurotic in me wants to know where I rank on my friends' lists of those who seemingly have 600-1200 "friends."

I suspect that I am not Top 10% material.

you're in my 5.

Righteous.

i said you're in my top ten, but that would be damning you with faint praise.

I just checked, I have 89 friends. IG, I'd say you are about #80. #89 is clothier. #88 is LSC. Fer sure.

I have 87 as of this afternoon. The worst part of it is I know what Clothier looks like now. That and trying to match up who was who in previous foodie site incarnations. I keep confusing Zataar with Cheesewit.

Most of the others are Pakistanis from a madrasa outside Peshawar. I friended them to add some fundamentalist fearsomeness to my mob wars posse.

I keep trying to friend Sonia Sotomayor, but I think she has me blocked.

laststandchili wrote:

I keep confusing Zataar with Cheesewit.

Zataar


Cheesewit


It is beyond me how you can possibly confuse these two.

well, here's a shocker:

harriet has me blocked.

clothier wrote:

well, here's a shocker:

harriet has me blocked.

Cock blocked???????????????

so, I can't log in to facebook.

I keep getting a DNS error.

I know it has to do with the Twitter issue yesterday, but it still pisses me off.