Facebook status updates I wish I could post

Independent George wrote:...lazy-ass, cunt-monkey(s)...

Independent George wrote:I have taken to the Facebook. Unfortunately, because some of the people from my professional world cross with the people who are real-life friends, I can't always post the status updates that I would like. Right now, mine would be....

Independent George wishes that his lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers would haul their collective fat asses up off their couch and waddle into work one day this week.

Something tells me that might not fly too well with those who either are (a) said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers; or (b) are the moron(s) who hired said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers....many of whom have access to the Facebook. So, instead, I will share with you guys.

Thanks for listening.

And, don't do drugs.

laststandchili wrote:Cunt-monkey. I like it.

Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.

clothier wrote:

laststandchili wrote:Cunt-monkey. I like it.

Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.

back in the day, i hired cashiers based on looks and personality. It only took HR 2 yrs to figure out i didn't care what their experience was, I just wanted them to be hot.

clothier wrote:no, no one did. i just stopped getting the girls who had experience, but no looks to interview, unless, of course, they had a big rack or something.

laststandchili wrote:Cunt-monkey. I like it.

Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.

clothier wrote:oh, i did have to edit it a bit, i changed it to runt-monkey.

my mom, you know....

Independent George wrote:You could have gone with "munt-cunkey."

Billy Heff wrote:I think this place is run by Cornholenelius

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