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pastrami-on-wry
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:17 pm | |
| I used to kinda like Denise Richards until she called those guys the "N Word" when they were heckling her standup. | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:12 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- ...the "N Word"...
(In the role of Goddess here...) | |
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:27 am | |
| denise richards does stand up? | |
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i95
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:53 am | |
| is that Kendra behind her? | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:59 am | |
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:07 am | |
| oh. you sure?
looks more like luke wilson to me. | |
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pastrami-on-wry
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:35 am | |
| - clothier wrote:
- looks more like luke wilson to me.
Mr. c I believe you are suffering from a syndrome known as Wilson Confusion (a slightly less well-known affliction than Baldwin Bafflement). Brother Luke is on the left and Owen is the blonde bombshell on the right.  | |
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laststandchili
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Location : Centralia, PA
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:02 pm | |
| Which one is Clive's brother? | |
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:15 pm | |
| which one is married to  Rita? | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:41 pm | |
| Well, at least NOW we know what became of Tom Hanks' residual checks from "Bosom Buddies." (Pun stacked and intended.) | |
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laststandchili
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:50 pm | |
| - i95 wrote:
Well, at least NOW we know what became of Tom Hanks' residual checks from "Bosom Buddies." (Pun stacked and intended.) What the hell's wrong with her throat? POW: She has a throat. i95: Rimshot sound effect. | |
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:55 pm | |
| they kinda give a whole new meaing to the phrase "saving private ryan", don't they? | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:57 pm | |
| - laststandchili wrote:
- What the hell's wrong with her throat?
POW: She has a throat.
i95: Rimshot sound effect. Well, Hell. If lsc can do all that, then I'm taking a nap.  | |
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laststandchili
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:12 pm | |
| Sometimes I get impatient. Things are a little slow today. | |
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pastrami-on-wry
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:56 pm | |
| - clothier wrote:
- they kinda give a whole new meaing to the phrase "saving private ryan", don't they?
I'm thinking "Big". Nap time!!!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:12 am | |
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Angus McRib
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:55 am | |
| - The Goddess wrote:
 Is that man a plumber? That looks like a big leak he is trying to fix! | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:51 am | |
| - The Goddess wrote:
Somewhere in San Francisco, a slice of carrot cake has just hit the floor. | |
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pastrami-on-wry
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:12 am | |
| - i95 wrote:
- The Goddess wrote:
Somewhere in San Francisco, a slice of carrot cake has just hit the floor. And if you know what's good for you you shouldn't dare bend down to pick it up. | |
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:28 am | |
| Welcome Home, 95.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:04 pm | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:29 pm | |
| - clothier wrote:
- Welcome Home, 95.
Thanks, clothier. And about the above photo, pastrami-on-wry just e-mailed me inquiring, "is there anything hotter than a twelve-year-old with implants?" That pow just ain't right.  | |
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pastrami-on-wry
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| | Subject: Re: Welcome to Selma Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| And by the way, I accidentally left off this P.S.:
Nice camel toe! | |
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i95
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