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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:17 pm

I used to kinda like Denise Richards until she called those guys the "N Word" when they were heckling her standup.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:12 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
...the "N Word"...

(In the role of Goddess here...)




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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:27 am

denise richards does stand up?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:24 am

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denise richards does stand up?



Not well, obviously.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:53 am

is that Kendra behind her?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:59 am

No. THAT's Owen Wilson.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:07 am

oh. you sure?


looks more like luke wilson to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:35 am

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looks more like luke wilson to me.

Mr. c I believe you are suffering from a syndrome known as Wilson Confusion (a slightly less well-known affliction than Baldwin Bafflement). Brother Luke is on the left and Owen is the blonde bombshell on the right.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:02 pm

Which one is Clive's brother?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:15 pm

which one is married to Rita?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:41 pm



Well, at least NOW we know what became of Tom Hanks' residual
checks from "Bosom Buddies." (Pun stacked and intended.)
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:50 pm

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Well, at least NOW we know what became of Tom Hanks' residual
checks from "Bosom Buddies." (Pun stacked and intended.)

What the hell's wrong with her throat?

POW: She has a throat.

i95: Rimshot sound effect.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:55 pm

they kinda give a whole new meaing to the phrase "saving private ryan", don't they?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:57 pm

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What the hell's wrong with her throat?

POW: She has a throat.

i95: Rimshot sound effect.

Well, Hell. If lsc can do all that, then I'm taking a nap.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:12 pm

Sometimes I get impatient. Things are a little slow today.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:56 pm

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they kinda give a whole new meaing to the phrase "saving private ryan", don't they?

I'm thinking "Big".

Nap time!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:55 am

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Is that man a plumber? That looks like a big leak he is trying to fix!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:51 am

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Somewhere in San Francisco, a slice of carrot cake has just hit the floor.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:12 am

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Somewhere in San Francisco, a slice of carrot cake has just hit the floor.

And if you know what's good for you you shouldn't dare bend down to pick it up.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:28 am

Welcome Home, 95.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:29 pm

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Welcome Home, 95.



Thanks, clothier. And about the above photo, pastrami-on-wry just e-mailed me inquiring, "is there anything hotter than a twelve-year-old with implants?"

That pow just ain't right. Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:58 pm

And by the way, I accidentally left off this P.S.:

Nice camel toe!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:38 pm



American actress Paula Patton
(Mrs. Robin Thicke)
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