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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:16 pm

Do you think that's what the PoolBoy meant when he was talking about "floaters"?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:18 pm

Now we know why she married a Seal.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:19 am

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Now we know why she married a Seal.

Because it's a fact that seals can stay underwater for as much as 30 minutes? Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:08 am

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Because it's a fact that seals can stay underwater for as much as 30 minutes? Wink

Yeah, that kind of thing. There are multiple possible punchlines, so I left it open for everybody to fill in the blanks as they wish.

Also, I would like to point out that the "shrinkage" thing obviously doesn't happen to tits.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:59 pm

I leave you, for a spell,
with a classic:




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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:12 am

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Actress Ann Margret

Any relation to Ann Margrock?



Pictured with noted thespian Stony Curtis
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:05 pm

Sorry for the recent drought, boys...





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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:53 am




Supermodel Vendela
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:36 am

I've always been confused by this "supermodel" expression. How official is this title? Is there a governing body that votes on whether one's modeling has, in fact, achieved the proper level of superness?


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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:00 pm

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Actress Minka Kelly

Minka? wtf
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:11 pm

Man, her brother Anphrony is so going to kick you ass. angry
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:57 am




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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:33 am

I thought she was really annoying in that movie Spanglish. Normally, I think Adam Sandler is annoying, but in this movie, it was her.

All of a sudden, I don't find her nearly as annoying.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:41 am

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I thought she was really annoying in that movie Spanglish. Normally, I think Adam Sandler is annoying, but in this movie, it was her.

All of a sudden, I don't find her nearly as annoying.

I agree on that call Georgie. I found everyone in that movie annoying, except...





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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:51 am

Independent George wrote:
I thought she was really annoying in that movie Spanglish. Normally, I think Adam Sandler is annoying, but in this movie, it was her.

All of a sudden, I don't find her nearly as annoying.

Really?? What was it! That crying scene where, in addition to her emitting tears, she was also emitting snot out her nose? (Seriously.)

(And BTW and on a related note, I find Adam Sandler the most annoying person on the planet. A space normally reserved not for Dane Cook but for his inspid fans who both repeat his "routines" and tell everyone else just how funny he is. forehead puke2 )
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:58 am

I am not a Sandler fan, but there are roles where the supporting cast can carry him. One guilty pleasure movie for me is 50 First Dates, which, ironically, is NOT subtitled The Wanderingjew Story. The fact that I like that movie can be easily explained by my fascination of all things Drew Barrymore.

Otherwise, though, you are correct....on both the Sandler and Dane Cook accounts.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:59 am




Actress (and "Casino Royale" Bond girl) Caterina Murino
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:02 am

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One guilty pleasure movie for me is 50 First Dates...The fact that I like that movie can be easily explained by my fascination of all things Drew Barrymore.

Please. Rolling Eyes Your fascination with the lisping, roid-rage "Rudy" from that movie is showing.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:45 am

Just loved "Rudy's" fishnet tanktop.

And another vote for Dane Cook and Adam Sandler as the axis of evil.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:18 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Just loved "Rudy's" fishnet tanktop.

For Independent George's ah, er..."benefit":




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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:38 pm

Thanks. It's true.

One day, I hope he will be able to sit on my patio where I can serve him my sausage red sauce.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:05 pm

Those damn homophiliacs are everywhere.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:47 pm

Independent George wrote:
Thanks. It's true.

One day, I hope he will be able to sit on my patio where I can serve him my sausage red sauce.

Did you forget a comma?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:28 am




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