Welcome to Selma

Dude....those aren't highLIGHTS....those are highBEAMS!

The turkey's done.

Is my monitor crooked?? (I wonder if I saved my Circuit City receipt.)

I thought things looked a bit askew myself. Guess you can't trust the plastic surgeons to put the nipples back on right after a boob job.

In the interest of science, I have been researching this...okay...I do this every night. Anyway, here is a less askew view...

Agent 13 wrote:

In the interest of science, I have been researching this...okay...I do this every night. Anyway, here is a less askew view...

Perhaps there was an updraft when exhibit A was taken?

I'll continue to research.

I hope you all appreciate my efforts. I don't want to hear you all saying "are you looking at porn again" like my wife and kids are always saying.

That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

Independent George wrote:

That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

Like that runaway bride chick!

[img:a076]http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mug-shot_runaway-bride[1].jpg[/img:a076]

Agent 13 wrote:

In the interest of science, I have been researching this...okay...I do this every night. Anyway, here is a less askew view...

Either way, one word: C-L-A-S-S-Y.

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

Like that runaway bride chick!

[img:43d7]http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mug-shot_runaway-bride[1].jpg[/img:43d7]

I wonder if her nipples are askew...

Maybe if we could get her to move that sign a little???

Independent George wrote:

That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

She has eyes?

who?

anyways, you don't take the nipples off when you do a boob job. the good surgeons these days enter in through your belly button.

No scars that way.


Don't you watch Dr 90210?


Or are you too busy watching sci-fi geek stuff?

The Goddess wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

Like that runaway bride chick!

[img:ad4e]http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mug-shot_runaway-bride[1].jpg[/img:ad4e]

I wonder if her nipples are askew...

Hell, I wonder if her brain lobes are askew.

clothier wrote:

anyways, you don't take the nipples off when you do a boob job. the good surgeons these days enter in through your belly button.

No scars that way.


Don't you watch Dr 90210?


Or are you too busy watching sci-fi geek stuff?

Hmmm...."reality" TV or Sci-Fi Geek Stuff? It's quite a toss-up....

i95 wrote:

Hell, I wonder if her brain lobes are askew.

Her actions leave you with questions? You are a very forgiving man.

but can she throw a sharp stick?

clothier wrote:

but can she throw a sharp stick?

Did you say something?

clothier wrote:

but can she throw a sharp stick?

She has hands?

i95 wrote:

Dutch-Frisian model Doutzen Kroes

Looks like Denise Richards.

The Goddess wrote:

i95 wrote:

Dutch-Frisian model Doutzen Kroes

Looks like Denise Richards.

I also noticed the same vapid expression and look. good call!

wonder if she dated Charlie SHeen?