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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:28 pm

Dude....those aren't highLIGHTS....those are highBEAMS!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:08 pm

The turkey's done.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:24 am



Is my monitor crooked?? scratch (I wonder if I saved my Circuit City receipt.)
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:19 am

I thought things looked a bit askew myself. Guess you can't trust the plastic surgeons to put the nipples back on right after a boob job.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:36 am

In the interest of science, I have been researching this...okay...I do this every night. Anyway, here is a less askew view...

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:38 am

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In the interest of science, I have been researching this...okay...I do this every night. Anyway, here is a less askew view...


Perhaps there was an updraft when exhibit A was taken?

I'll continue to research.

I hope you all appreciate my efforts. I don't want to hear you all saying "are you looking at porn again" like my wife and kids are always saying.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:39 am

That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:54 am

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That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

Like that runaway bride chick!

[img:a076]http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mug-shot_runaway-bride[1].jpg[/img:a076]
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:10 am

Agent 13 wrote:
In the interest of science, I have been researching this...okay...I do this every night. Anyway, here is a less askew view...


Either way, one word: C-L-A-S-S-Y.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:46 am

Agent 13 wrote:
Independent George wrote:
That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

Like that runaway bride chick!

[img:43d7]http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mug-shot_runaway-bride[1].jpg[/img:43d7]

I wonder if her nipples are askew...
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:10 am

Maybe if we could get her to move that sign a little???
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:35 pm

Independent George wrote:
That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

She has eyes?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:59 pm

who?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:01 pm

anyways, you don't take the nipples off when you do a boob job. the good surgeons these days enter in through your belly button.

No scars that way.


Don't you watch Dr 90210?


Or are you too busy watching sci-fi geek stuff?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:32 pm

The Goddess wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
Independent George wrote:
That chick has CRAAAAAAAAZY eyes.

Like that runaway bride chick!

[img:ad4e]http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mug-shot_runaway-bride[1].jpg[/img:ad4e]

I wonder if her nipples are askew...

Hell, I wonder if her brain lobes are askew.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:52 pm

clothier wrote:
anyways, you don't take the nipples off when you do a boob job. the good surgeons these days enter in through your belly button.

No scars that way.


Don't you watch Dr 90210?


Or are you too busy watching sci-fi geek stuff?

Hmmm...."reality" TV or Sci-Fi Geek Stuff? It's quite a toss-up....
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:00 pm

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Hell, I wonder if her brain lobes are askew.

Her actions leave you with questions? You are a very forgiving man.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:20 am



Dutch-Frisian model Doutzen Kroes
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:52 pm

but can she throw a sharp stick?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:22 pm

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but can she throw a sharp stick?

Did you say something?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:51 pm

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but can she throw a sharp stick?

She has hands?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:03 pm

i95 wrote:


Dutch-Frisian model Doutzen Kroes

Looks like Denise Richards.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:12 pm

The Goddess wrote:
i95 wrote:


Dutch-Frisian model Doutzen Kroes

Looks like Denise Richards.

I also noticed the same vapid expression and look. good call!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:30 pm

wonder if she dated Charlie SHeen?
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