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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:46 pm

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She has a face??

Exactly!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:48 pm

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It's about beauty, not some quasi-juvenile beatoff fantasy that is bitterly clung to by a middle-aged....man(?).

...and just to add...I am not bitter about my clinging. Some days its all I got.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:36 pm

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She has a face??

There's a punchline somewhere between 95's above statement and the whiny claim by vegetarians that "I won't eat anything that had a face" but unfortunately I don't have enough time right now to do the work. Anyone care to help?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:37 am



Supermodel Elle McPherson (back-in-the-day).
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:54 pm




Scottish television personality Kirsty Gallacher
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:53 am

We really need to get more Scottish television shows here in the States.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:46 am

they have TV in scotland?

who knew?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:11 am

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We really need to get more Scottish television shows here in the States.

You're in luck, Georgie. I recently read in the trades that BBC America is about to start showing Scottish TV's 3 biggest hits:

The Scotland Yard procedural "CSI: Loch Ness"

The riotous sitcom set in an Edinburgh restaurant, "How's Your Haggis?"

and the animated South Park spin-off "Who Kilt Kenny?"
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:51 am

So, then, they're not bringing over "Plaid About You"??
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:04 pm

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So, then, they're not bringing over "Plaid About You"??

Unfortunately, the rights to "Plaid About You" are not available but perhaps the soon-to-be-aired reruns of "My Favorite Tartan" will satisfy your needs.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:17 pm

Uh-oh. I've entered someone's wheelhouse. cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:41 pm

doesn't "Plaid about you" star paula abdul?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:11 pm

i95 wrote:
Uh-oh. I've entered someone's wheelhouse. cyclops

Did you ever!! smack
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:30 pm

This subject got me wondering what other country's TV hits it might be interesting to import. For instance, Israel's Top 5 shows are currently:

Jew And A Half Men

Family Goy

My Name is Shmuel

Samantha Nu?

and this year's new breakout hit:
Friday Night (and I'm not allowed allowed to turn on the) Lights
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:43 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
This subject got me wondering what other country's TV hits it might be interesting to import. For instance, Israel's Top 5 shows are currently:

Jew And A Half Men

Family Goy

My Name is Shmuel

Samantha Nu?

and this year's new breakout hit:
Friday Night (and I'm not allowed allowed to turn on the) Lights

I think the last one was called..."We have a goy housekeeper to turn on our Friday Night Lights", but the corporate guys thought that title was unwieldy.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:53 pm

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I think the last one was called..."We have a goy housekeeper to turn on our Friday Night Lights", but the corporate guys thought that title was unwieldy.

Although neither of these come trippingly off the tongue, they are both superior to the original working title for this series which chronicles the trials and tribulations of the Yeshiva HS Football Team: "Pigskin.....Shmigskin".
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:53 pm

Are their kosher issues with football, or do they use some special rabinical referees? Some kind of zebra Sanhedrin?

I think the NFL's most prominent Jew is Sage Rosenfels.

I'm sorry for your loss.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:19 pm

clothier wrote:
they have TV in scotland?

who knew?

I think we all know....



...if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!

Sorry, I couldn't hang with the misplaced TV name game, so I went out on my own.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:50 am

it's ok to go out on your own, george, but could you do it in a font big enough for humans to read?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:01 pm

I think your monitor is askew.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:59 pm




Actress / model Kate French
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:30 am




Swedish model Magdalena Graf
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:52 am

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Swedish model Magdalena Graf

She looks like she has been breaded. Yummo!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:41 am




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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Selma   Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:04 am



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