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i95 wrote:

She has a face??

Exactly!

Cathy Rigby wrote:

It's about beauty, not some quasi-juvenile beatoff fantasy that is bitterly clung to by a middle-aged....man(?).

...and just to add...I am not bitter about my clinging. Some days its all I got.

i95 wrote:

She has a face??

There's a punchline somewhere between 95's above statement and the whiny claim by vegetarians that "I won't eat anything that had a face" but unfortunately I don't have enough time right now to do the work. Anyone care to help?

We really need to get more Scottish television shows here in the States.

they have TV in scotland?

who knew?

Independent George wrote:

We really need to get more Scottish television shows here in the States.

You're in luck, Georgie. I recently read in the trades that BBC America is about to start showing Scottish TV's 3 biggest hits:

The Scotland Yard procedural "CSI: Loch Ness"

The riotous sitcom set in an Edinburgh restaurant, "How's Your Haggis?"

and the animated South Park spin-off "Who Kilt Kenny?"

So, then, they're not bringing over "Plaid About You"??

i95 wrote:

So, then, they're not bringing over "Plaid About You"??

Unfortunately, the rights to "Plaid About You" are not available but perhaps the soon-to-be-aired reruns of "My Favorite Tartan" will satisfy your needs.

Uh-oh. I've entered someone's wheelhouse.

doesn't "Plaid about you" star paula abdul?

i95 wrote:

Uh-oh. I've entered someone's wheelhouse.

Did you ever!!

This subject got me wondering what other country's TV hits it might be interesting to import. For instance, Israel's Top 5 shows are currently:

Jew And A Half Men

Family Goy

My Name is Shmuel

Samantha Nu?

and this year's new breakout hit:
Friday Night (and I'm not allowed allowed to turn on the) Lights

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

This subject got me wondering what other country's TV hits it might be interesting to import. For instance, Israel's Top 5 shows are currently:

Jew And A Half Men

Family Goy

My Name is Shmuel

Samantha Nu?

and this year's new breakout hit:
Friday Night (and I'm not allowed allowed to turn on the) Lights

I think the last one was called..."We have a goy housekeeper to turn on our Friday Night Lights", but the corporate guys thought that title was unwieldy.

Agent 13 wrote:

I think the last one was called..."We have a goy housekeeper to turn on our Friday Night Lights", but the corporate guys thought that title was unwieldy.

Although neither of these come trippingly off the tongue, they are both superior to the original working title for this series which chronicles the trials and tribulations of the Yeshiva HS Football Team: "Pigskin.....Shmigskin".

Are their kosher issues with football, or do they use some special rabinical referees? Some kind of zebra Sanhedrin?

I think the NFL's most prominent Jew is Sage Rosenfels.

I'm sorry for your loss.

clothier wrote:

they have TV in scotland?

who knew?

I think we all know....



...if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!

Sorry, I couldn't hang with the misplaced TV name game, so I went out on my own.

it's ok to go out on your own, george, but could you do it in a font big enough for humans to read?

I think your monitor is askew.

i95 wrote:

Swedish model Magdalena Graf

She looks like she has been breaded. Yummo!

angie harmon