Clothier wonders....

bbqboy wrote:

This is why folks are drifting away from the Church.
Your own special language might go a long ways towards competing with the megachurches.

That is an interesting thought. I will run it past the new Pope and the cardinals.

Do those megachurches have their own language? I see that Joel Osteen fellow on the television and he seems to be speaking english.

Pope wrote:

I see that Joel Osteen fellow on the television and he seems to be speaking english.

He does? I don't understand a fucking word he says.

Pope wrote:

I would probably be better served getting a couple of atheists or Jews on as proof readers. They would have no problem telling me I am wrong.

Nahhh...Jews only THINK that they're always right. You need to find a people who are ACTUALLY always right.

Maybe you could find some Republicans.

Independent George wrote:

Pope wrote:

I would probably be better served getting a couple of atheists or Jews on as proof readers. They would have no problem telling me I am wrong.

Nahhh...Jews only THINK that they're always right. You need to find a people who are ACTUALLY always right.

Maybe you could find some Republicans.

Or Billy Heff.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Pope wrote:

I would probably be better served getting a couple of atheists or Jews on as proof readers. They would have no problem telling me I am wrong.

Nahhh...Jews only THINK that they're always right. You need to find a people who are ACTUALLY always right.

Maybe you could find some Republicans.

Or Billy Heff.

Exactly!

Pope wrote:

What I wrote wasn't an encyclical.

Was it a Bull? What's the difference between a Bull and and encyclical?

And what's with the hats and dresses? Come on, you can tell us.

laststandchili wrote:

Pope wrote:

What I wrote wasn't an encyclical.

Was it a Bull? What's the difference between a Bull and and encyclical?

And what's with the hats and dresses? Come on, you can tell us.

It is nice to see some genuine interest in religious matters. Thank you my son!

A bull is any type of note that the pope puts out. Some prefer to only consider only important messages a "bull", however, I always felt much of what I wrote was bull. Oh my, I mean it should have been considered a bull. This included vatican bake sale notices, take out orders, or when I would have one of the pages run my numbers. An encyclical, on the other hand, is a statement of church policy that is sent out to the bishops.

As for the hats and dresses, the hats are cool, and the dresses, well, let me just say the airflow is nice.

does the pope prefer commando?
Or a little lace?

clothier wonders....

https://www.facebook.com/JetBlue?sk=app_147418878649392

Are Jennie Finch's unmentionables packed in this alleged suitcase that one might win?

And, as a follow up, how much these unmentionables might yield in an Ebay auction?

Independent George wrote:

clothier wonders....

https://www.facebook.com/JetBlue?sk=app_147418878649392

Are Jennie Finch's unmentionables packed in this alleged suitcase that one might win?

And, as a follow up, how much these unmentionables might yield in an Ebay auction?

And Independent George's third question:

Can the winner of Ms. Finch's bag opt for that used on her return trip (dirtly laundry,et. al) as George is making soup.

Hey, don't put this on me. I was just asking on behalf of the clothier.

My nephew picks up some extra scratch on weekends as a bouncer. He told me last week he got hired as a bouncer at a Bar Mitzvah. After I stopped laughing, I thought, let me ask my closest Jewish friends if this is the norm. Are there usually problems with fights breaking out, or people trying to sneek in?

Not generally but perhaps they are Israelis. Thems some feisty Jews.

Probably just trying to keep out the goyim looking to sneak in and bogart some lox.

Independent George wrote:

Probably just trying to keep out the goyim looking to sneak in and bogart some lox.

Shit, they're on to us!

Independent George wrote:

bogart some lox.

Is that why they call it "smoked" salmon?

Maybe it's because daddy laid out 100 G's to bring some baseball has beens to the party, Roy White & Bill Lee(or was it Bill White & Lee Roy). It was a Yankee/Red Sox theme.

Billy Heff wrote:

Maybe it's because daddy laid out 100 G's to bring some baseball has beens to the party, Roy White & Bill Lee(or was it Bill White & Lee Roy). It was a Yankee/Red Sox theme.

Seriously? Those guys get $100K?

I'd figure they'd take $250 and a ham sandwich.

Agent 13 wrote:

...a ham sandwich...

Oy.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...a ham sandwich...

Oy.

For those of you unfamiliar with the some of the more esoteric laws of Kashruth, I want to know about this little known loophole:

A Ham Sandwich on Rye with Deli Mustard = Kosher
A Ham and Swiss Sandwich on White Bread with Mayo = Traif

Where would bacon fit into that equation?

Independent George wrote:

Where would bacon fit into that equation?

Unfortunately, Bacon is always verboten. Ham, being a popular sliced deli meat, is somewhat akin to many Kosher sliced deli meats and is therefore (in the proper configuraton stated above) granted special dispensation.

This will obviously be a much more upscale Bar Mitzvah than those I'm invited to. Here they will have a couple of old ballplayers.......at the ones I'm invited to all they have are a bunch of old Jews playing with their balls.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...a ham sandwich...

Oy.

For those of you unfamiliar with the some of the more esoteric laws of Kashruth, I want to know about this little known loophole:

A Ham Sandwich on Rye with Deli Mustard = Kosher
A Ham and Swiss Sandwich on White Bread with Mayo = Traif

You forgot to add you have to sit shiva for the pig for it to be kosher ham.