Will The Real Angus McRib Please....

i95 wrote:

clothier wrote:

how do we know that I-95 isn't Angus?

Um, because I can: spell; use punctuation correctly, walk upright; and unlike angusgoddessbaahbannedfieldthistle, can actually muster up a level of apathy about this matter which perpetuates my not caring about the same.

clothier wrote:

wait a minute.


how do we know that I-95 isn't Angus?

oh, right, cuz he's better poster then angus. I-95 is actually funny.

I don't know, Angus is pretty funny.

It may be time for a poll.

(That's what she said.)

Independent George wrote:

Can I make one small edit to your suggestion?

Here's what you need to do, ok?

1. Stand up.
2. Walk over to the nearest window that opens, and does not have a screen.
3. Open the window.
4. Jump.

Seriously. It cuts out a number of needless steps.

Geogie,

I'm all about joshing around but your suggestion above seems cruel and unusually harsh. Don't you realize that an innocent bystander could possibly be injured if Heff decided to actually take your advice?

clothier wrote:

Hey Mr Heff?

Can I offer you some advice?

Here's what you need to do, ok?

1. Stand up.
2. Walk over to the nearest window that opens, and does not have a screen.
3. Open the window.
4. Reach up to your mouth.
5. Grab hold of that crack pipe, and THROW IT AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS YOU CAN.
6. Continue about your day.

thanks.

See, I knew you cared.....Buddy

Poor, poor Billy Heff. Thinks he's got it all figured out only to find himself on a trail run cold. Think, Billy. Who did you piss off on both Roguefood.com and Roadfood.com? The answer will lead you to both me and the ass kicking which awaits your unfunny, borish ass.

NEXT!

Angus McRib wrote:

Poor, poor Billy Heff. Thinks he's got it all figured out only to find himself on a trail run cold. Think, Billy. Who did you piss off on both Roguefood.com and Roadfood.com? The answer will lead you to both me and the ass kicking which awaits your unfunny, borish ass.

NEXT!

Hey look, It's AssholeKurtLoserAngusi95McFly



Oh Yeah, A good old fashion ass kicking. I am waaay overdue for a good ass kicking.

Wrong again, Nogo. Will Billy Heff ever find out my/his/her/their identity? Tune in next week. xoxo - Gossip Girl

Angus McRib wrote:

Wrong again, Nogo. Will Billy Heff ever find out my/his/her/their identity? Tune in next week. xoxo - Gossip Girl

Q: who did Joe piss off on RF and RF2?
A: Everyone.
So how is Mr. J supposed to deduce who you are from that?

Hey, Billy Heff (if, in fact, that's your real name): Which clue best revealed to you my secret identity as Angus McRib?:

(1) My demonstrated history of being antagonistic to posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(b) My known reputation for steadfastly holding grudges with posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(iii) My track record of setting-up aliases on food-related (or other sites, for that matter) just to incite a poster I've never either met or previously interacted.

(IV) Or my general modus operandi of being a humorless poster.


Take care.

I thought i was angus.


this is very confusing to me.

You are Angus. But I am also you so, perhaps, that contributed to the confusion.

i95 wrote:

You are Angus.

And Spartacus.

I am also the Sea God Poseidon.

Wanderingjew is Angus?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Wanderingjew is Angus?

I'm outed!!!!!

i95 wrote:

Hey, Billy Heff (if, in fact, that's your real name): Which clue best revealed to you my secret identity as Angus McRib?:

(1) My demonstrated history of being antagonistic to posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(b) My known reputation for steadfastly holding grudges with posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(iii) My track record of setting-up aliases on food-related (or other sites, for that matter) just to incite a poster I've never either met or previously interacted.

(IV) Or my general modus operandi of being a humorless poster.


Take care.

It's your track record as an internet dickwad that tipped me off.

Give it up Kurt.

Billy Heff wrote:

i95 wrote:

Hey, Billy Heff (if, in fact, that's your real name): Which clue best revealed to you my secret identity as Angus McRib?:

(1) My demonstrated history of being antagonistic to posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(b) My known reputation for steadfastly holding grudges with posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(iii) My track record of setting-up aliases on food-related (or other sites, for that matter) just to incite a poster I've never either met or previously interacted.

(IV) Or my general modus operandi of being a humorless poster.


Take care.

It's your track record as an internet dickwad that tipped me off.

Give it up Kurt.

Ohhhhh, I forgot to list that one above. Thanks for the tip-in, William!

Billy Heff wrote:

i95 wrote:

Hey, Billy Heff (if, in fact, that's your real name): Which clue best revealed to you my secret identity as Angus McRib?:

(1) My demonstrated history of being antagonistic to posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(b) My known reputation for steadfastly holding grudges with posters I've never either met or previously interacted.

(iii) My track record of setting-up aliases on food-related (or other sites, for that matter) just to incite a poster I've never either met or previously interacted.

(IV) Or my general modus operandi of being a humorless poster.


Take care.

It's your track record as an internet dickwad that tipped me off.

Give it up Kurt.

You know, William is absolutely right so allow me to
come clean by hereby admitting that I am also:

* clothier
* Squeaky Fromme
* Fieldthistle
* the REAL Lindbergh baby
* Pool Boy
* D.B. Cooper
* Michael_Germany
* and the God of Hell Fire


Take care.

shit! I thought Stephen Carry was mick germany.

Angus McRib wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Wanderingjew is Angus?

I'm outed!!!!!

Shouldn't that be "Winner! Winner! Regionally appropriate chicken dinner!" ???

bbqboy wrote:

shit! I thought Stephen Carry was mick germany.

No. Ol' BMW is Baah Baanned. Seriously, Bill, are you not looking at your decoder guide at all??

hey, I've been out of the loop. Keeping up with 3 different banned lists is hard work. So bmw hit the trifecta?
He doesn't even live in Florida.

bbqboy wrote:

He doesn't even live in Florida.

No but he has a handlebar mustache so he has that going for him.