Hey Billy Heff....

is this guy on the left really you?




really?

The folks down at witness relocation aren't going to like this.

The woman in the back does not look happy to be in this picture.

See. I also post as both clothier and Agent 13. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!




(Wait. That swastika on my forehead is backwards. Shit!)

clothier wrote:

is this guy on the left really you?




really?

On the right. I am also known as Coney Island Heff.

I must say though, that guy on the left is a very handsome fellow. Very lithe, Very graceful. Very lean, but muscular, sexual, athletic..

5 bucks if anyone can guess who the girl is.

really?


that was the best you could do?

you want to take another shot at it?

or is that really how you want this to go down?

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Billy Heff wrote:

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.

Pope wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.

You should have asked me when I came to visit last week.

The guesses are free, take a shot there Big Fella.

the only thing i'm jealous of is how big your balls must be for you to think that you have a sense of humor.

clothier wrote:

the only thing i'm jealous of is how big your balls must be for you to think that you have a sense of humor.

Is there a good treatment for testicle envy?

Pope wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.

Pope,

It's obviously Julie Kavner. Can he go now?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Pope wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

Don't go until you tell us who it is.

Pope,

It's obviously Julie Kavner. Can he go now?

Wrong!

I just noticed how she is obviously smitten with the fine specimen of a man in front of her.

Billy Heff wrote:

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

This, Bud, is for you...

Baah Baanned wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

I see we are back to youse guys being jealous of my superior sense of humor.

I am thinking about not posting here anymore.

This, Bud, is for you...

Ummm, I don't get it?

Billy Heff wrote:

I just noticed how she is obviously smitten with the fine specimen of a man in front of her.

If that's true, my guess is that her t-shirt is referring to her taste in men.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

I just noticed how she is obviously smitten with the fine specimen of a man in front of her.

If that's true, my guess is that her t-shirt is referring to her taste in men.

Was that an insult?

If I didn't know better, I would say that certain people around here want to get rid of me.

dude, no one wants to get rid of you, we just want you to be funny.
hell, charles manson could post here if he was funny.
and well, not scary.
but mainly, funny.

think twice, post once.


unless it's not funny, then don't post.

I don't like dick jokes.

Perhaps this is because I have a small...

uh...

I don't like dick jokes.

Agent 13 wrote:

Perhaps this is because I have a small...

Member list? IQ level required for posting? Girlish figure? Tolerance for wanderingjew?

Baah Baanned wrote:

Wait. That room is empty. Oh...

i95 wrote:

Baah Baanned wrote:

Wait. That room is empty. Oh...

Maybe the people are all on the other side of the room.

Agent 13 wrote:

i95 wrote:

Baah Baanned wrote:

Wait. That room is empty. Oh...

Maybe the people are all on the other side of the room.

You're right.