This is a First

Independent George wrote:

I wonder how come he hasn't tried to put a stop to the continued picking on of our own resident helmet-wearer, clothier.

Um, because he is clothier. Do try to keep-up will you, 'tard?

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I wonder how come he hasn't tried to put a stop to the continued picking on of our own resident helmet-wearer, clothier.

Um, because he is clothier. Do try to keep-up will you, 'tard?

Who? George or Billy?

I am so lost.

The Goddess wrote:

George, I just wanted to say I am totally ambivalent about you.

What higher praise!

Agent 13 wrote:

Who? George or Billy?

Benjamin Linus.

What does "ambivalent" mean?

I think it means that she's willing to ditch her husband and run away with you (at least to a Sunday brunch in DC).

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Who? George or Billy?

Benjamin Linus.

You bring up a good point...new episodes? When?

Not until January or February, I believe.

i95 wrote:

Not until January or February, I believe.

Bastards!

i95 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Angus McRib wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool

This whole ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits thing you do is without a doubt the wittiest and funniest insult that I have ever seen. Man, you must be proud!

If you Dickheads posted under one name, it would save me a lot of typing.

That's funny because it showcases Mr. Heff's inate sense of paranoia in that multiple people are posting under a singular moniker (you know, because we're all out to get him).

No, because you are a coward and a loser, just like you are on other websites. That's alright though, you are who you are. And I accept you for the POS that you are. "Ooh Ooh, someone on the internet doesn't like me.( In best Capt. Kirk voice) Must...call..therapist!"

Hey, Billy and Angus, would the two of you
mind sharing this more defining avatar?:

Hey Click, The fact that you have that photo is very disturbing.

the fact that you think it's disturbing i find disturbing.

Agent 13 wrote:

Dearest Billy,

I just feel compelled to interject here, that while this whole love/hate display is entertaining, and I therefore hate to rain on the parade, I can assure you that George and Angus are not and have never been the same person. I have all the IP addresses logged and they simply do not intersect anywhere at anytime.

Now, if you have other reasons for wanting to hate George, as many, many people do, that is your business and I will not stand in your way. (Did I mention there are many people?)

Now, please take several deep breaths and then resume as you see fit.

Love, your pal, and big toe,
Agent. 13

George cried Mommy huh. Tell ya what, since you know that I know who/what Anus is. I will continue to blame George for this most unwelcoming welcome.

clothier wrote:

the fact that you think it's disturbing i find disturbing.

That's only because you are disturbed. In a nice way of course.

really? you think? nice.

have you looked under your car today?

Independent George wrote:

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I think it is hysterical that he thinks it's me.

Hell, I don't think you're you.

Exactly.

And, trust me, I KNOW why people love/hate me. For all of Heff's taking up for his "special" friends, I wonder how come he hasn't tried to put a stop to the continued picking on of our own resident helmet-wearer, clothier.

Come on George, it's all about picking on you.



When you mention clothier, you mean me right?

Billy Heff wrote:

George cried Mommy huh. Tell ya what, since you know that I know who/what Anus is. I will continue to blame George for this most unwelcoming welcome.

No...no one cried.

It was more like watching a little doggie yap at a porcelain statue of another dog. Funny at first, but then you start to feel bad for the little fellow. You just seemed to be barking at the wrong statue.

As I wrote, proceed as you wish and most of all, have fun!

Billy Heff wrote:

Hey Click, The fact that you have that photo is very disturbing.

Disturbing or alluring ?

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

George cried Mommy huh. Tell ya what, since you know that I know who/what Anus is. I will continue to blame George for this most unwelcoming welcome.

No...no one cried.

It was more like watching a little doggie yap at a porcelain statue of another dog. Funny at first, but then you start to feel bad for the little fellow. You just seemed to be barking at the wrong statue.

As I wrote, proceed as you wish and most of all, have fun!

Then Anus should be a stand up dickhead and save his buddy some misery, hey?

And only I can call him "The Little Fellow".

Am I having fun yet?

i95 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Hey Click, The fact that you have that photo is very disturbing.

Disturbing or alluring ?

Was it in with your honeymoon pictures?

Billy Heff wrote:

And only I can call him "The Little Fellow".

Who? I thought you were the little fellow in my little illustration? What?

Now I'm confused again.

So, would you buy a CD from a Polka Rapper?

Billy Heff wrote:

So, would you buy a CD from a Polka Rapper?

I only buy music in MP3 format these days. He said polka rapper on iTunes?

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

So, would you buy a CD from a Polka Rapper?

I only buy music in MP3 format these days. He said polka rapper on iTunes?

I forgot about the limited space in a mailbox.

Billy Heff wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

So, would you buy a CD from a Polka Rapper?

I only buy music in MP3 format these days. He said polka rapper on iTunes?

I forgot about the limited space in a mailbox.

Many do

Slow day in the spy business?