Roguefood Fact

Ha, ha. That Dr. Smoke is funny if not evil. According to an e-mail he just sent me, 8 out of 10 Roguefood.com members have had or are seriously considering gastric bypass surgery.

I don't know where he gets this stuff. LOL. I don't have a clue.

Angus McRib wrote:

That Dr. Smoke is funny if not evil.

Who?

They could have their bypass in Thailand on their trips over for the child prostitution. I understand 8 out of 10 are also into that sort of thing. At least that's what Dr. S told me.

laststandchili wrote:

They could have their bypass in Thailand on their trips over for the child prostitution. I understand 8 out of 10 are also into that sort of thing. At least that's what Dr. S told me.

Speaking of old Dr. S. Wasn't he banned from the old version...and now welcomed at the new, while many here were welcome at old but not new.

I thought I read somewhere that 8 of 10 Roguefood.com members were shit-slinging monkeys.

Or did I read that here?

Stupid memory.

Agent 13 wrote:

laststandchili wrote:

They could have their bypass in Thailand on their trips over for the child prostitution. I understand 8 out of 10 are also into that sort of thing. At least that's what Dr. S told me.

Speaking of old Dr. S. Wasn't he banned from the old version...and now welcomed at the new, while many here were welcome at old but not new.

You're not Doctor Smoke?

There should be a web forum strictly dedicated to the sites where the good doctor is, and is not welcome, and how it all got that way.

Again, don't you people pay attention?


I'm Dr Smoke.

Agent 13 wrote:

Speaking of old Dr. S. Wasn't he banned from the old version...and now welcomed at the new, while many here were welcome at old but not new.

Man, even Alanis Morrissette's head is exploding after that one.

I'm not supposed to talk about Roguefood.com any more but I can tell you first hand that posters over there are well aware of the hi-jinx over here.

hi-jinx?

we have hi-jinx here?

where?

clothier wrote:

we have hi-jinx here? where?

Here:

clothier wrote:

hi-jinx?

we have hi-jinx here?

where?

If you would pay your dues you'd have access to the hi-jinx section.

how far behind am I?

I hate being in arrears.

clothier wrote:

how far behind am I?

I hate being in arrears.

Rumor says otherwise

Angus McRib wrote:

I'm not supposed to talk about Roguefood.com any more but I can tell you first hand that posters over there are well aware of the hi-jinx over here.

Fear not the shit-slinging monkeys. You are free to speak your own mind here, brutha.

The folks over there seem to spend a lot of time wondering about what's going on over here, though. I can only imagine the board meeting of the high-level staff of roguefood.com....

Hey...who took away the 6-man circle jerk smiley?????

Independent George wrote:

Hey...who took away the 6-man circle jerk smiley?????

Did we have a six man smiley?

I just added this one... which you can use twice in a row, but they don't form a circle.



Best I can do on short notice

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

how far behind am I?

I hate being in arrears.

Rumor says otherwise

He's ok with pitching. It's catching he's not crazy about.

Or so I hear.

laststandchili wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

how far behind am I?

I hate being in arrears.

Rumor says otherwise

He's ok with pitching. It's catching he's not crazy about.

Or so I hear.

I have also heard he enjoys being pivot man on those circle jerks.

I know most of you have been banned from posting over at Roguefood, but can you still read the posts?

I am now so banned I can't even read as a guest!

I get this message:

Sorry, you are not permitted to use this board

Weird shit man. I have never been this banned. Hope I don't get my internet hall pass taken away!

Agent 13 wrote:

I know most of you have been banned from posting over at Roguefood, but can you still read the posts?

I am now so banned I can't even read as a guest!

I get this message:

Sorry, you are not permitted to use this board

Weird shit man. I have never been this banned. Hope I don't get my internet hall pass taken away!

Sucks to be you. There's a fascinating thread currently featuring recipes using soda, or pop, depending on what part of the country you hail from.

laststandchili wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

I know most of you have been banned from posting over at Roguefood, but can you still read the posts?

I am now so banned I can't even read as a guest!

I get this message:

Sorry, you are not permitted to use this board

Weird shit man. I have never been this banned. Hope I don't get my internet hall pass taken away!

Sucks to be you. There's a fascinating thread currently featuring recipes using soda, or pop, depending on what part of the country you hail from.

Damn. Now I ain't gonna sleep.

you get used to it.

clothier wrote:

you get used to it.

I don't mind, or perhaps care is a better word, if they don't want me to post...but blocked from even reading something? What am I going to do...contaminate the words by reading them?

Agent 13 wrote:

I know most of you have been banned from posting over at Roguefood, but can you still read the posts?

I am now so banned I can't even read as a guest!

I get this message:

Sorry, you are not permitted to use this board

Weird shit man. I have never been this banned. Hope I don't get my internet hall pass taken away!

Again, I'm still posting over there and they are clueless of my "disguise." The latest rumor over there and among a number of us on that site who e-mail each other is that moderator "CC Sizzles" is actually some incarcerated guy in New Jersey. I'm not sure if this is true but many posters over there swear to it.