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 | | Subject: Greatest headline ever. Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:58 pm | |
| US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico
Dec 15 03:00 PM US/Eastern
MEXICO CITY (AP) - A well-known U.S. anti-kidnapping expert has himself fallen victim to the wave of abductions in Mexico as unidentified assailants snatched him from a street in the northern state of Coahuila.
Local authorities say American Felix Batista was in Mexico to give talks and offer advice against kidnapping. The former U.S. army officer sometimes serves as a negotiator with kidnappers.
Batista is a consultant for the Houston, Texas-based security firm ASI Global LLC.
ASI Global President Charlie LeBlanc says Batista was abducted on Dec. 10 in Saltillo, the capital of Coahuila.
LeBlanc said Monday that the FBI and Mexican police are working on the case, but would not say whether any ransom demand has been received.
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| | Subject: Re: Greatest headline ever. Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:38 am | |
| That is most ironical.
I hope he wasn't wearing his "don't shoot me in the head" body armor.
A long time ago I went to see a comedian at a small club and at one point he held up a newspaper that had headline..."6 die in fire at psychics convention"...he said he had no joke, but was just surprised they hadn't seen it coming. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Greatest headline ever. Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:36 am | |
| Someone sent this to me in one of those e-mails with a collection of odd pictures. It is old, but I really liked this one...  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Greatest headline ever. Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:00 am | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
I think it's kind of sweet that he named his dick "Tina".  I am sensing a theme from you today | |
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| | Subject: Re: Greatest headline ever. Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:40 am | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
I think it's kind of sweet that he named his dick "Tina".
I am sensing a theme from you today Yep, it's "All Dick-Joke Thursday". Didn't you get the memo? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Greatest headline ever. Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:46 am | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Agent 13 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
I think it's kind of sweet that he named his dick "Tina".
I am sensing a theme from you today
Yep, it's "All Dick-Joke Thursday". Didn't you get the memo? I never get the fucking memo. It really pissed me off when I didn't get the word that ass-less chaps day had been cancelled. It was fucking cold out that day. | |
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