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Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

No, you're a bit confused. I gagged Mrs. pastrami-on-wry.

Internets Tool Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06

Please let the record show that I let you take that one. I could have gone either way - gagged/knifed - and went with knifed.

Besides, if the subject is clothier, which is more believable?

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Actually Georgie this whole deal could go either way. While I was hoping that you would assume that I had gagged her with the incredible size of my member one could just as easily think gagged as in some bongage scenario or gagged as in nauseated.

But like you said, in clothier's case it would definitely be knifed.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:: But like you said, in clothier's case it would definitely be knifed.

I think "pricked" would also have been an accepted answer...

judges?

---ding-ding----

Yes, pricked is also acceptable.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

5) The New York Knickerbockers and/or Isiah Thomas

Needs Help Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07

Independent George wrote:: Please let the record show that I let you take that one. I could have gone either way - gagged/knifed - and went with knifed.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:: Actually Georgie this whole deal could go either way. While I was hoping that you would assume that I had gagged her with the incredible size of my member one could just as easily think gagged as in some bongage scenario or gagged as in nauseated.

Agent 13 wrote:: I think "pricked" would also have been an accepted answer...judges? ---ding-ding---- Yes, pricked is also acceptable.

I like it when we thoroughly deconstruct comedy. Such makes me feel like a current-day Jerry Lewis.

Unable to Focus Number of posts : 403 Registration date : 2009-09-24

I believe current-day Jerry Lewis is probably also a topic Clothier won't be commenting on.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

i95 wrote:: Such makes me feel like a current-day Jerry Lewis.

I loved her puppet Lambchop.

Needs Help Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07

I loved it when she set her piano on fire.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:: Such makes me feel like a current-day Jerry Lewis.

I loved her puppet Lambchop.

A career based on a sock. What a world.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

who is the current day Jerry Lewis?

clothier wrote:: who is the current day Jerry Lewis?

Dane Cook

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

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ok, the clothier knows who dane cook is, but like my post, he's not funny.

who is funny these days? jim gaffigan? margaret cho?

clothier wrote:: who is the current day Jerry Lewis?

I've always thought that Billy Heff would make a good modern-day version of Jerry Orbach. Their comedic timing is similar. Either him, or that Staggering Jew fellow from the other site.

Internets Tool Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06

clothier wrote:: who is funny these days? jim gaffigan? margaret cho?

I find the Gaffigan funny, but not the Cho.

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Baah Baanned wrote:

clothier wrote:: who is the current day Jerry Lewis?

I've always thought that Billy Heff would make a good modern-day version of Jerry Orbach. Their comedic timing is similar. Either him, or that Staggering Jew fellow from the other site.

He was funny as hell in Dirty Dancing.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Baah Baanned wrote:

clothier wrote:: who is the current day Jerry Lewis?

I've always thought that Billy Heff would make a good modern-day version of Jerry Orbach.

Y'mean because he's dead??????????????????

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Billy Heff wrote:

Baah Baanned wrote:

clothier wrote:: who is the current day Jerry Lewis?

I've always thought that Billy Heff would make a good modern-day version of Jerry Orbach. Their comedic timing is similar. Either him, or that Staggering Jew fellow from the other site.

He was funny as hell in Dirty Dancing.

It was a riot when he put baby in the corner.

clothier wrote:: ok, the clothier knows who dane cook is, but like my post, he's not funny.

who is funny these days? jim gaffigan? margaret cho?

Yeah...not funny...just like Jerry Lewis

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Martin&Lewis = funny cuz Dean had great timing.

Lewis alone = not funny because putting a whole glass in your mouth isn't comedy.

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Independent George wrote:

clothier wrote:: who is funny these days? jim gaffigan? margaret cho?

I find the Gaffigan funny, but not the Cho.

I just had a bowl of cho the other night and you're right, tangy but definitely not funny.

Unable to Focus Number of posts : 403 Registration date : 2009-09-24

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

clothier wrote:: who is funny these days? jim gaffigan? margaret cho?

I find the Gaffigan funny, but not the Cho.

I just had a bowl of cho the other night and you're right, tangy but definitely not funny.

yeasty.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

6) the difference between a "bunker" and a "waste bunker".

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I never watch golf but my son does so I was watching with him. This just helped to remind me why I hate that f'ing sport. Classy kid. That ruling sucked.

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