clothier mourns

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Yeah - but, that doesn't really answer the question of which of the Golden Girls you would rather bang.

Please stay on topic.

What was the subject, again? Elliott Gould movies?

Loved him as Radar in the "Mash" movie. Jamie Farr wasn't nearly as good in the TV version.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Jamie Farr wasn't nearly as good in the TV version.

Yeah but he really put Sandusky, Ohio on the map.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

95,

Loved the Bea Arthur / Adrienne Barbeau photoshop deal. By the way, were my buddies the only ones that nick-named her "Adrienne Barboob" or was that commonplace?

Why would you name her that? I don't get it.

Angus McRib wrote:

I don't get it.

Way to be introspective, dude. Never were truer words spoken on this board.

Yeah. And Angus, adding the "g'" to your name isn't fooling anyone, either.

i95 wrote:

Yeah. And Angus, adding the "g'" to your name isn't fooling anyone, either.

Why would I change my name to Gangus McRib to try and fool anyone?

Today, clothier is getting ready to mourn Chastity Bono in her final days as a female. :(

I believe it is Chaz now...

That photo is from 11 years ago. Is there nothing more current?

Oh...and thanks for not putting this in the Selma thread.

i95 wrote:

Today, clothier is getting ready to mourn Chastity Bono in her final days as a female. :(

The future Chastity Boner????????????????????????????????????

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

That photo is from 11 years ago. Is there nothing more current?

Yes. Here:

What does Lyle Lovett have to do with any of this?

so, you all see who her publicist is?

Howard Bragman?


He grew up down the street from me, and his mom, Myrna, almost killed my brother once when he was riding around on his go kart.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

That photo is from 11 years ago. Is there nothing more current?

Yes. Here:

What does Lyle Lovett have to do with any of this?

God, you're an idiot, pow. That's Wayne Newton, you pot head!

The Goddess wrote:

I believe it is Chaz now...

So, she's removing "tity" from her name, then. Makes sense.

that's not Newton, you dope.

it's that gay kid from that idol show.

what's his name?

Dirt?

No, Clay.

that's it, Clay.

clothier wrote:

so, you all see who her publicist is?

Howard Bragman?

I aptonyms.

clothier wrote:

that's not Newton, you dope.

it's that gay kid from that idol show.

what's his name?

Dirt?

No, Clay.

that's it, Clay.

Yeah, that's it, Clay Mation.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

That photo is from 11 years ago. Is there nothing more current?

Yes. Here:

What does Lyle Lovett have to do with any of this?

God, you're an idiot, pow. That's Wayne Newton, you pot head!

Wayne Newton was married to Julia Roberts?????????? Perhaps I should curb my consumption.

clothier wrote:

so, you all see who her publicist is?

Howard Bragman?


He grew up down the street from me, and his mom, Myrna, almost killed my brother once when he was riding around on his go kart.

I'd much rather hear more of that story than about the former ms. Bono's upcoming renovations.

Or some tasteful Mask era pics of Cher.

clothier doesn't care how big farrah's nipples are, that is one sick chick.

clothier is also saddened by the death of the guy who invented the magic fingers massage thing we were so found of in motels when we were young.

I've always said that nothing brings two people together faster than anal cancer.

And by the way, is anal cancer and rectal cancer the same thing?

I am not sure, but I am grateful that, despite my own bout with the Big C, my name will not forever be linked with anal cancer.