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Israel's bombing the UN at long last.

I'm thinking about converting and joining the IDF.

Is the whole bacon thing etched in stone, or is it more of a general guideline?

Thanks

general guideline.

but those people that run the government there, the zealots that that the ruling party needs to have the votes to do what they need to do? The zealots force the ruling party to take a very dim view of anyone who wasn't born a jew, or who was converted anywhere other then Israel?

Not so much.

they still live about 5000 years ago.

....and they're pretty big on the bacon thing.

Always the voice of reason.

Maybe I'll just send some money.

Independent George wrote:

....and they're pretty big on the bacon thing.

That IS a deal breaker.

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

....and they're pretty big on the bacon thing.

That IS a deal breaker.

You'd think that the circumsion thing would also have to be somewhere high on the list.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

....and they're pretty big on the bacon thing.

That IS a deal breaker.

You'd think that the circumsion thing would also have to be somewhere high on the list.

Would they have to redo it if I joined the team? If so, add that to my "con" list.

Smack dab in the middle of an international crisis, and where do you immediately head?

Dick jokes.

laststandchili wrote:

Smack dab in the middle of an international crisis, and where do you immediately head?

Dick jokes.

You post a story about some folks holy land, POW goes to his holy land. The dick joke is sacred to some.

I know dick jokes, and Sir? That was no dick joke.

Technically, it was only a partial dick joke.

I know it's really a fixation, but I wanted to give the benefit of the doubt.

Independent George wrote:

Technically, it was only a partial dick joke.

But if you rub it it becomes a whole dick joke.

For some odd reason, the quote above from POW reminded me of this movie line.



The fog's getting thicker.

And Leon's getting LAAAAAAAARGER!

Independent George wrote:

For some odd reason, the quote above from POW reminded me of this movie line.

Reminder me of this old gem...

Homely nurse meets pretty nurse outside patient's room. She's been shaving a man's groin in preparation for his hernia operation. Homely nurse says: "This guy's a piece of work. He's got this itty-bitty little penis--and he's proud of it! Has a tattoo on it that says, "tiny."
Pretty nurse refuses to believe. So homely nurse says, "See it for yourself. I only finished half the job--you finish the other half."
So the pretty nurse goes in and comes out fifteen minutes later. She tells homely nurse: "That tattoo didn't say "tiny." It said, "Ticonderoga, NY"

I heard a similar joke with the punch line "Welcome to Jamaica...Have a Nice Day!"

I don't remember the joke, just the punchline.

Independent George wrote:

I heard a similar joke with the punch line "Welcome to Jamaica...Have a Nice Day!"

I don't remember the joke, just the punchline.

I think it involved a guest and bartender at nudist colony. Guest had WY...which "grew" into Wendy, asks bartender if his girlfriend is also named wendy, he replies no, it says "Welcome to Jamaica...Have a Nice Day!"

I think it has something to do with comparative analysis of these characters penis size. LOL, I don't have a clue!

Since I only have time for a punchline let me just say this:

And it's deep too!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Since I only have time for a punchline let me just say this:

And it's deep too!

I laugh at your punchline!

I confess I know the rest of joke.

Three guys on top of tall building decide to size up. First guy unzips, drops it off the side and proudly says, I reach the 50th floor. 2nd guy does same and proclaims, I'm at 37th floor. They look over at last guy and he is jumping all around. What are you doing? they ask...dodging traffic!!

I believe one of the fellers may have been from Arkansas.

Mmmm