Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:03 am
Hey everyone...I am closing in on my 1000th post. Just wanted to let you know in advance as I know winter weather makes shopping and shipping of presents difficult, so a little lead time is a plus.
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:06 am
We need to get mr chips registered over here quickly so that we can have a proper salute.
pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:25 am
13,
Congrats on the upcoming milestone. Let me be the first to say that we here all think that you're "special".
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:43 am
Actually, I thought when you made the big color change to this here site that your post count was reduced to seven.
Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:48 am
Hello Agent 13, I am enriched by your words and thank you for sharing them. You have a wonderful gift of drawing me to click onto a thread you create or if I see that you have made a post. I like your spirit and soul. Thank you. Take Care, Independent George
Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:52 am
Ooohhh...wait. I think I want to switch my answer....
Hello Agent 13, I bow and kiss your hand for all that you have given to us. You are a jewel amongst us rocks, a shining star that often lights my Way Off Topic nights. I am not kidding. You have a gift of wisdom, a spirit of adventure that posts some of the best threads I've seen, and a soul of steel that produces integrity and trust with every word you write. And you have compassion and understanding. God...where were you when I was single? You are in the top 5 people I would love to break bread with. I just wish to Thank You for who you are and for what you have given us all. Take Care, Independent George
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:30 pm
Independent George wrote:
Ooohhh...wait. I think I want to switch my answer....
Hello Agent 13, I bow and kiss your hand for all that you have given to us. You are a jewel amongst us rocks, a shining star that often lights my Way Off Topic nights. I am not kidding. You have a gift of wisdom, a spirit of adventure that posts some of the best threads I've seen, and a soul of steel that produces integrity and trust with every word you write. And you have compassion and understanding. God...where were you when I was single? You are in the top 5 people I would love to break bread with. I just wish to Thank You for who you are and for what you have given us all. Take Care, Independent George
Before I am honored...who else made top 5?
Oh...and George...you are approaching #500...I see another party at Applebees!
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:51 pm
Agent 13 wrote:
Before I am honored...who else made top 5?
Jesus Christ, Abraham Lincoln, Ghandi and Al Unser, Jr.
clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:55 pm
who the fuck cares?
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:14 pm
clothier wrote:
who the fuck cares?
If I thought you meant that I'd be terribly offended.
clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:10 pm
i'll explain:
isn't that what you've all really wanted to say everytime one of those threads is started?
Just trying to make your fantasies come true.
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:54 pm
clothier wrote:
i'll explain:
isn't that what you've all really wanted to say everytime one of those threads is started?
Oh no!! I find these milestones to be very meaningful, especially when ones 5000th post comes after just 8 months...actually...who the fuck cares is about right. Still, I am registered at those places listed above.
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:40 am
I couldn't decide between the two so I just ordered you the beastiality DVD, "Cowligula."
clothier wrote:
I've seen that!
it's full of moo-tiful moments.
It's certainly no bull to say that you two are steering off course. Your udderly ridiculous posts above lose you all rights to give me shit about punning.
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:11 am
Well here it is, my 100th post. A testament to much time wasted. And they all said I was an underachiever! Hah I say!
Perhaps I should say something meaningful, but I don't think I could ever hope to improve upon the wisdom of youth shown here...
Aww hell, I'm getting all verklempt. I promised this wouldn't happen...
I love you guys dammit.
i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:20 am
Agent 13 wrote:
Aww hell, I'm getting all verklempt. I promised this wouldn't happen...
Looks like you're strugggggling on this monumental occasion, 13.
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: My 1000th post Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:27 am
i95 wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
Aww hell, I'm getting all verklempt. I promised this wouldn't happen...
Looks like you're strugggggling on this monumental occasion, 13.
Ahhh, one of Broadway Joe's finest moments. I was actually smoking the crack this morning, not drinking. I DO have some standards and ethics you know.
