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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Another Show of Hands Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:24 am | |
| How many of you tards would stay married to Tiger for 2 years for $55 million? | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:01 am | |
| I once heard a song about how money can't buy me love. $55 mil could buy tolerance. | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:13 am | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:20 am | |
| - clothier wrote:
- is that taxable?
Tolerance taxes me. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:38 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- How many of you tards would stay married to Tiger for 2 years for $55 million?
If this really is the deal it would be interesting to know what "stay married" actually means contractually. If it means living a luxurious separate life while not letting the motherfucker lay a hand on you but just not filing divorce papers for 2 years I'm thinking that Elin (or any other woman) could do that while standing on one ovary. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:57 am | |
| Define stay married. If it means I get as many "options" as Tiger, sure thing! If we are both faithful to each other for the entire run, no problemo. If I have to only have sex with my philandering, stick-his-penis-in-anything husband, well, THAT WOULD BE A DEAL BREAKER. |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:37 am | |
| My vote for Tiger line of the day (so far):
Tiger Woods is the first person to crash into a hydrant and set himself on fire. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:25 pm | |
| - The Goddess wrote:
- Define stay married. If it means I get as many "options" as Tiger, sure thing! If we are both faithful to each other for the entire run, no problemo. If I have to only have sex with my philandering, stick-his-penis-in-anything husband, well, THAT WOULD BE A DEAL BREAKER.
Really?? For $55 Million. I am clearly not as principled as you. I'd do it for a lot less. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:33 pm | |
| So, you're saying that you'd let Tiger Woods stick his penis in you? | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:31 pm | |
| - Independent George wrote:
- So, you're saying that you'd let Tiger Woods stick his penis in you?
For that kind of coin...you betcha! I've gotten it up the ass at nearly every job I have ever had and/or by people I have employed...and for a lot less $$$. I hope you don't think less of me. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:34 pm | |
| Not at all. How could I? But, forgive me if I politely decline the next time you offer me the opportunity to "freshen up" at Stately WOT Manor. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:35 pm | |
| - Independent George wrote:
- Not at all. How could I?
But, forgive me if I politely decline the next time you offer me the opportunity to "freshen up" at Stately WOT Manor. Fear not, you don't have the $$$ to buy that kind of attention or gain that kind of access. Sorry | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:37 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- Independent George wrote:
- So, you're saying that you'd let Tiger Woods stick his penis in you?
For that kind of coin...you betcha!
Mouth...................ass......................or both? | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:09 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Agent 13 wrote:
- Independent George wrote:
- So, you're saying that you'd let Tiger Woods stick his penis in you?
For that kind of coin...you betcha!
Mouth...................ass......................or both? Your need for details is troubling. Tell you what. If it happens I'll take photos for you. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:48 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Agent 13 wrote:
- Independent George wrote:
- So, you're saying that you'd let Tiger Woods stick his penis in you?
For that kind of coin...you betcha!
Mouth...................ass......................or both? Your need for details is troubling.
Tell you what. If it happens I'll take photos for you. Thanks but please make sure they're not blurry. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:56 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Thanks but please make sure they're not blurry. They'll only be blurry if I am eating a pastrami sandwich | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:41 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- Really?? For $55 Million.
I am clearly not as principled as you. I'd do it for a lot less. True 'dat. You're currently staying married for less than that, right, Agent 13? | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:43 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Mouth...................ass......................or both?
As Amy Grant once said (at least I think it was Amy Grant), you can't spell "moral" without "oral." | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:04 pm | |
| - i95 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Mouth...................ass......................or both?
As Amy Grant once said (at least I think it was Amy Grant), you can't spell "moral" without "oral." I think it was probably Ulysses S. Grant who said that. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:07 pm | |
| - i95 wrote:
- Agent 13 wrote:
- Really?? For $55 Million.
I am clearly not as principled as you. I'd do it for a lot less. True 'dat. You're currently staying married for less than that, right, Agent 13? Its for the children...think about the children!!! Hey...while on the subject of stepping out and getting some action...I'll have you know I did some late night grocery shopping and was approached by a somewhat overly friendly person seeking my help with the scanner they have at the self check out. After rendering help to this person, they said they knew a big, strong, handsome guy like me could help. Issue #1: Bad eyesight...big, yes...strong, if we are talking odor, yes...handsome...uhhhh...no Issue #2: It was a dude. Issue #3 He didn't have $55 million | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:08 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Mouth...................ass......................or both?
As Amy Grant once said (at least I think it was Amy Grant), you can't spell "moral" without "oral." I think it was probably Ulysses S. Grant who said that. Wasn't Ulysses S. Grant one of them Greek gods? Like that guy who married Mrs. Kennedy...Aeropostale Onassis? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:46 am | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Mouth...................ass......................or both?
As Amy Grant once said (at least I think it was Amy Grant), you can't spell "moral" without "oral." I think it was probably Ulysses S. Grant who said that. James Joyce wrote a whole book about it, didn't he? |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:15 am | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
Issue #2:
It was a dude.
Issue #3
He didn't have $55 million Coupla questions, if I may.... (1, 2, and C) How did you ascertain that this young buck did not have $55 million? Did it come up in conversation? And, if so, did the offer of anal and/or oral sex come up prior to the discovery of the lack of funds? | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Another Show of Hands Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:17 am | |
| - The Goddess wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Mouth...................ass......................or both?
As Amy Grant once said (at least I think it was Amy Grant), you can't spell "moral" without "oral." I think it was probably Ulysses S. Grant who said that. James Joyce wrote a whole book about it, didn't he? You mean Finnegan's Wake? That wasn't about that Greek guy from the civilest of wars...I think that was about...ummm...it was about...650 goddamn pages too long! | |
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