Show of Hands

Okay, I'd like an honest show of hands...

How many of you have had a love affair with Tiger Woods?

I do like the Chinese animations that they have been airing on Olbermann's show the last couple of nights. You may not be a fan of Olbermann, but these are pretty funny. I haven't looked, but I would bet that they are available on the YouTube.

you know, those tournaments that he was a regular at for no good reason? I think he had a reason.

so, if I still had my old job, I'd be calling Nike, and telling them I was sending my Tiger Woods Nike shirts back, and that I'd be expecting full credit, as well as credit for shipping. I'm pretty sure that product is just sitting on the shelf.

On the other hand, if it's selling, i'm asking for a big discount on my re-order if it is moving.


it's still about the $$$.

Independent George wrote:

I do like the Chinese animations that they have been airing on Olbermann's show the last couple of nights. You may not be a fan of Olbermann, but these are pretty funny. I haven't looked, but I would bet that they are available on the YouTube.

I saw them and I agree, they are good. I am glad they recreated it for me as I never would have understood the whole matter without such visual aids!

I just wonder how all this remained quiet for so long. A guy who has 7 or 8...what is count now...women around the country waiting to...ummm...polish his putter isn't being very subtle. Makes you wonder if the whole marriage and family thing was just something his PR people recommended to give him a better and more marketable persona.

well, you need to remember that he controls the golf media, so none of those guys would dare spill the news. And i think a golfer who lives in FLA is tougher to track then the Yankee 3rd baseman.
and then he did something stupid, and got caught.

Just released photo of one of Tiger's paramours:

clothier wrote:

well, you need to remember that he controls the golf media, so none of those guys would dare spill the news.

I am pretty sure that Tiger has more control over the sports media than the President has over the....ummm....whatever media he has control over. ESPN, The Sporting News, Fox, etc. would have never reported this story - until the police got involved. But, TMZ "broke" the story. That falls outside of the media that Tiger controls.

Independent George wrote:

clothier wrote:

well, you need to remember that he controls the golf media, so none of those guys would dare spill the news.

I am pretty sure that Tiger has more control over the sports media than the President has over the....ummm....whatever media he has control over. ESPN, The Sporting News, Fox, etc. would have never reported this story - until the police got involved. But, TMZ "broke" the story. That falls outside of the media that Tiger controls.

I think the folks at TMZ just printed out your post to hang on the wall.

Look...they said we're media!!

it was the National Inquirer that broke the story.

Correct. The Enquirer broke the "alleged" cheating scandal - which, like TMZ, falls outside of Tiger's reign of media terror. I thought TMZ broke the vehicle incident on Thanksgiving.

Either way, the point is the same. It was not the sports media that made this a story - it was the entertainment "media" (there...is that better?) - who clearly has no shame in anything that they report - whether it be truth or fiction, completely fabricated, etc.

Interesting take in today's USA Today: Woods' dad prepared him for golf; what about life? including the line about the impact that Tiger's singularly obsessive father had on him in casting the results of such "could arrest development in other areas — especially social."

uh-oh.

a candian doctor who treated Woods was caught at the border with HGH in his stuff.

Now the house of cards really falls.

I had a professor in college...well...okay...a guard in my cell block...who used to say....if you cheat on a quiz, you'll cheat at cards, you'll cheat on your wife, you'll cheat on your taxes, you'll cheat at anything and you are a useless human being.

Perhaps we'll learn that quiz = golf in Tiger's world.

Profoundness from shitmydadsays:
"I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The whole world is Tiger's See's store, and the candy is vagina."

hmmm.
http://www.confectioneryhouse.com/product.php?productid=7168&cat=454&bestseller=Y

Wow. Since Warren Buffett owns See's Candies, does that mean that HE is pimping Tiger's hos?

undoubtedly contributed to his death

See's makes a choclate covered peanut brittle that is fabulous.