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bbqboy Unable to Focus
Number of posts : 403 Registration date : 2009-09-24
| Subject: Is This The Son Of God? Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:51 pm | |
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Pope Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 82 Location : Heaven formerly of Vatican City Registration date : 2009-09-14
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:03 pm | |
| Thank you for your question Mr. Boy
I am not sure which person you are asking about. The young child on the left appears to be a victim of a practical joke, as someone has drawn facial hair on him. The large man on the right is clearly not the son of god. At 12 -1 there was a possibility, but 8-5 last year? God can do better, much better!
Have a blessed day my son and go in peace. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:17 am | |
| Your Holiness,
You bring up an interesting point. I often hear athletes, rappers, actresses, etc. thanking God for this or that award or success but I was wondering if the Lord actually screws around with mundane things like the Golden Globes, BET Image Awards and sporting events? | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:05 am | |
| god doesn't play dice games with the universe. | |
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Pope Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 82 Location : Heaven formerly of Vatican City Registration date : 2009-09-14
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:16 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Your Holiness,
You bring up an interesting point. I often hear athletes, rappers, actresses, etc. thanking God for this or that award or success but I was wondering if the Lord actually screws around with mundane things like the Golden Globes, BET Image Awards and sporting events? God does get involved with some big events, like the super bowl, world series, or oscars, but has no time for trivial contests like the people's choice awards or the like. This was addressed within the 1986 Papal Encyclical, Dominum et Vivificantem, a year after that bitch madonna won the Billboard Top Pop Artist award and went on and on about god and this and that. The Encyclical made it clear god hates madonna. Have a blessed day my son and go in peace. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:26 pm | |
| - Pope wrote:
- god hates madonna.
Just to clarify, I assume we're talking about Madonna Ciccone and not Jesus' mom right? | |
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bbqboy Unable to Focus
Number of posts : 403 Registration date : 2009-09-24
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:20 pm | |
| Madonna without the makeup. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:06 pm | |
| Wow....without the makeup, Madonna looks just like the Kansas Jayhawk. | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:56 pm | |
| i didn't know she was so tall.
maybe madonna knows what the hell "rock chalk jayhawk" means. | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:57 pm | |
| oh, and do you all know where madonna is from? | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:22 am | |
| Do you mean where Madonna was from and that she ran to NYC from as soon as humanly possible? Yes, we do know. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:27 am | |
| I read somewhere that Madonna was thinking of adopting another child from a far-off, poverty-stricken land. Instead, I hear she's just going to try Michigan instead. | |
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Pope Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 82 Location : Heaven formerly of Vatican City Registration date : 2009-09-14
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:35 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Pope wrote:
- god hates madonna.
Just to clarify, I assume we're talking about Madonna Ciccone and not Jesus' mom right? That is correct my son. You are pretty sharp. | |
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Pope Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 82 Location : Heaven formerly of Vatican City Registration date : 2009-09-14
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| - Independent George wrote:
- I read somewhere that Madonna was thinking of adopting another child from a far-off, poverty-stricken land. Instead, I hear she's just going to try Michigan instead.
Good one! What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Michigan! What a joke! | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| Damn, Pope. That's just cold.
Did you know that one of our more prominent posters around here is actually from Michigan? | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:25 pm | |
| - Independent George wrote:
- Did you know that one of our more prominent posters around here is actually from Michigan?
Billy Heff is Michael Moore? Now that explains alot. | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:49 pm | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:07 pm | |
| Now that really explains alot. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:35 pm | |
| I am sure that has to be a picture of him around here in a cone bra, no? | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:43 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:49 pm | |
| How do you insult someone from Detroit? I mean they live in Detroit. Well, maybe call them a Lions fan. |
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Angus McRib Unable to Focus
Number of posts : 279 Location : Here, There, Everywhere Registration date : 2009-03-04
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| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:51 pm | |
| Hey Anus, I don't see you posting on any well know food sites. What's up with that?
EDIT: NEXT! |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Is This The Son Of God? Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:49 am | |
| score board, billy heff, score-freaking-board.
oh, and don't mess with my state.
i don't like it.
and it's not funny. | |
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Angus McRib Unable to Focus
Number of posts : 279 Location : Here, There, Everywhere Registration date : 2009-03-04
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