Aren't hookers supposed to be kind of hot?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0915091hotdate1.html

I looked through all of the people who were bagged in this sweep, and I think that there might be an opportunity to fill a void. There are, apparently, no more good looking hookers. I wouldn't sleep with any of these women for free...let alone for a nominal charge.

Actually, upon further review, the girl on the first page, in the upper right hand corner is not bad, but other than that, they could all peel paint. How could they possibly be making a living?

first of all, how many people look good in their mug shot?

Not many, right? So you kinda gotta give them the benefit of the doubt.

2nd, are you trying to tell us something?

A recent prostitution bust in Richmond, Virginia had that city's Style Weekly newspaper quip, "after reviewing the (arrested prostitutes') pictures, let’s just say the recession’s hit the hooker market pretty hard."

Have you ever seen pictures of the johns?

The women don't have to be all that hot.

LSC.


the voice of reason.

who knew?

I've been feeling kind of grown up lately too. It's weird.

Then again given the recent discourse here Beavis and Butthead seem suave and deboinaire.

still, don't damn yourself with faint praise.

it was clever.

clothier wrote:

LSC.


the voice of reason.

who knew?

Methinks that on this subject LSC was more the voice of experience than the voice of reason.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/09/five_baristas_accused_of_prost.html
Five baristas accused of prostitution in Everett
By The Associated Press
September 24, 2009, 7:55AM

EVERETT, Wash. — Five bikini baristas have been accused of prostitution in Everett.

Police say they charged customers to touch their breasts and buttocks, which falls under the city’s definition of prostitution.

The Everett Herald reports the women were charging up to $80 to strip down while fixing lattes and mochas.

During a two-month investigation, detectives also saw the women lick whipped cream off each other and pose naked for pictures at the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand on Broadway.

Owner Bill Wheeler told KCPQ-TV any employee caught doing anything illegal will be fired on the spot.

Sgt. Robert Goetz says the women, ages 18-to-24, were not arrested. They are expected to be in Municipal Court in a few weeks to answer misdemeanor charges.

at least they weren't underage

bbqboy wrote:

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/09/five_baristas_accused_of_prost.html
Five baristas accused of prostitution in Everett
By The Associated Press
September 24, 2009, 7:55AM

EVERETT, Wash. — Five bikini baristas have been accused of prostitution in Everett.

Police say they charged customers to touch their breasts and buttocks, which falls under the city’s definition of prostitution.

The Everett Herald reports the women were charging up to $80 to strip down while fixing lattes and mochas.

During a two-month investigation, detectives also saw the women lick whipped cream off each other and pose naked for pictures at the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand on Broadway.

Owner Bill Wheeler told KCPQ-TV any employee caught doing anything illegal will be fired on the spot.

Sgt. Robert Goetz says the women, ages 18-to-24, were not arrested. They are expected to be in Municipal Court in a few weeks to answer misdemeanor charges.

at least they weren't underage

What, no pictures?

I was always surprised this didn't happen more often at them fancy coffee places. When ever I stumbled in and paid $4 for coffee I felt like I had been fucked. At least this place offered the real deal.

A two-month investigation.....Nice. Detectives have all the fun.

bbqboy wrote:

Five bikini baristas have been accused of prostitution in Everett.

Police say they charged customers to touch their breasts and buttocks, which falls under the city’s definition of prostitution.

Perhaps the judge will eventually rule that this infraction doesn't suffice as "grounds" for prosecution.

very smooth, POW.

if it were me, id've had to let that idea percolate for a bit longer.