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At first quick glance I thought the headline was "Wife Accused of Touching Man's Penis", but I guess the actual headline is slightly more unusual.
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"the fire caused $840,000 worth of damage to their home."
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Who knew the damn things were so flammable?
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 9:11 am

Clearly the guy had flames coming out of his dick.
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 9:14 am

pity he didn't have balls of steel.
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 9:14 am

The Goddess wrote:
Who knew the damn things were so flammable?

Thank God friction doesn't set them aflame.
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 11:08 am

The Goddess wrote:
Who knew the damn things were so flammable?

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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 3:59 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
At first quick glance I thought the headline was "Wife Accused of Touching Man's Penis", but I guess the actual headline is slightly more unusual.

If I remember my own marriage correctly, YOUR headline would seem to be much more irregular.
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 7:27 pm

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pastrami-on-wry wrote:
At first quick glance I thought the headline was "Wife Accused of Touching Man's Penis", but I guess the actual headline is slightly more unusual.

If I remember my own marriage correctly, YOUR headline would seem to be much more irregular.

You pretty much remember marriage in general correctly.
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 9:14 am

That's sad. I'm big fan of touching penises.
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 9:36 am

Are you sure you don't mean that you like touching penises....

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....with a big fan?
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 9:48 am

The Goddess wrote:
I'm big fan of touching penises.

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The Goddess wrote:
I'm big fan of touching penises.

Does the PoolBoy know?
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 10:38 am

damn it POW, you beat me by a minute.
this wouldn't have happened if school had started this week like it should have, damn kids.
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 3:47 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
The Goddess wrote:
Who knew the damn things were so flammable?

Thank God friction doesn't set them aflame.

Just to be safe, I always wear this:

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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 5:05 pm

Do you aim for the open mouth????
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PostSubject: Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis   Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis EmptyWed Sep 02, 2009 8:35 am

no, i think the eyes have it.
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