Obama is getting tough

There once was a guy who stated it to be
A summer devoted exclusively to he
He traveled the land
His roadfood book in hand
yet a closed sign is all he would see

There once was a dude who thought it was fine
To take his name from a highway sign
On joking he'd insist
Until some people got pissed
But he is actually just a figment of clothier's mind.

It appears that 13 has just claimed the title of Limerick Laureate of WOT.

A magnificent punster is he
POW's one liners fill us with glee
He claims that it is cloth he does sell
And while the income may be swell
On a stage in Vegas he should be

Wow. Did you take a class or something?

Independent George wrote:

Wow. Did you take a class or something?

No...but I once spent a summer on Nantucket

Wow. That guy can really rhyme!

Agent 13 is the leader of this motley crew
Lives in a box so he can't always go to the "loo"
On another site he may be Bad
But he never seems to get mad
Except on those days when he pees on his shoe

What an enlightened bunch. I don't know if I'm worthy to share the same site.

Billy Heff wrote:

What an enlightened bunch. I don't know if I'm worthy to share the same site.

Many have discovered this same thing...only they used "a bunch of assholes" in place of the phrase "enlightened bunch".

You know the old saying "if you want to look smart, hang around with dumb people". I signed up here because I wanted to be a genius.

An internet goddess was she
Exploring this site while working for the government in DC
She hung out with the blokes
Humored their cheerleader pictures and dick jokes
And prompted the government to ban the internets for every federal employee

Billy Heff wrote:

You know the old saying "if you want to look smart, hang around with dumb people". I signed up here because I wanted to be a genius.

That Billy Heff. Always stirring the pot.


Well...always for the past 2 days.

Agent 13 wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

You know the old saying "if you want to look smart, hang around with dumb people". I signed up here because I wanted to be a genius.

That Billy Heff. Always stirring the pot.


Well...always for the past 2 days.

I am used to hearing, That Billy Heff, always smoking the pot.

Billy Heff wrote:

I am used to hearing, That Billy Heff, always smoking the pot.

Well that does explain things.

Wasn't this thread about our new DickTator in DC?

Billy Heff wrote:

Wasn't this thread about our new DickTator in DC?

Who knows.

Stuff tends to wander....say it with me now...Off Topic...here.

Billy Heff wrote:

Wasn't this thread about our new DickTator in DC?

WTF. Who the hell's this smartass liberal baiter?

Have I been replaced?

laststandchili wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Wasn't this thread about our new DickTator in DC?

WTF. Who the hell's this smartass liberal baiter?

Have I been replaced?

You mean you aren't Billy Heff? We thought he was your alter ego.

Crap...back to the detective work.

laststandchili wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Wasn't this thread about our new DickTator in DC?

WTF. Who the hell's this smartass liberal baiter?

Have I been replaced?

Liberal Baiter, I'm used to Master Baiter.

Billy Heff is our newest WOT member
His name is not hard to remember
Since some others did come and go
The one thing that I want to know
Is will he still be here in September?

laststandchili wrote:

WTF. Who the hell's this smartass liberal baiter?

Have I been replaced?

Since clothier is already so busy being himself and i95 we all figured that you were just trying out a new alter-ego.

Agent 13, I'm very impressed.

It's nice to see you have revealed your talents to us.

You write greetings cards for a living, don't you?

i95 is real. I heard him on the radio once.

I'm pretty sure Clothier is Fieldthistle though, and possibly Mamaw Smith.

clothier wrote:

Agent 13, I'm very impressed.

It's nice to see you have revealed your talents to us.

You write greetings cards for a living, don't you?

Yes...greeting cards and children's books...