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Models used to be good looking?

A couple of stories, one in which a model was killed and another in which a model was the killer, were on the Google NEws today.

Here are the "models"

Yikes. That is one scary picture of the dead chick. It does help explain the other news that I read this weekend that said that her remains were identified by the serial number on her implants. Seriously. That woman looks completely plastic.

Rest her soul.

Independent George wrote:

Yikes. That is one scary picture of the dead chick. It does help explain the other news that I read this weekend that said that her remains were identified by the serial number on her implants. Seriously. That woman looks completely plastic.

Rest her soul.

Oh yeah...god rest whatever...didn't meant o make fun of the way she met her end...just sayin'...yikes...model? The bar has been lowered!

Nor am I making fun.....BUT, have you seen this MSNBC article?

‘He was a fake’

Fiore’s mother, Lisa Lepore, who also spoke with Curry, said that Jenkins was a phony who preyed on women.

“This man was a professional con man,” Lepore said. “He targeted women, I believe. He wanted to be something that he wasn’t. He wanted to be and have what Jasmine had.

“She was for real. She earned what she had. He was a fake.”

Ummm....ma'am, I know your daughter was just strangled and all...but, perhaps pointing out the "fake-ness" of others - when they needed to identify your daughter by her breast implants is just a little too ironic.

Maybe that's what Alanis Morrisette was writing about.

That Alanis Morrisette had the ESP or something. Cool

Independent George wrote:

Rest her soul.

I guess this is a bit more sensitive than "dead is dead".

which one of those "women" was the model?

clothier wrote:

which one of those "women" was the model?

Both. I don't believe either will be doing any more modeling, since one is in jail, and the other has been dismembered.

Agent 13 wrote:

Models used to be good looking?

A couple of stories, one in which a model was killed and another in which a model was the killer, were on the Google NEws today.

Here are the "models"

I would peg the blonde as the killer and the other one as the killee.

did they both use michael jackson's plastic surgeon?

Billy Heff wrote:

I would peg the blonde as the killer and the other one as the killee.

Actually it was not the same case. The blonde chick got killed. The other one killed her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend who was 7 months pregnant.

weren't they on one of those MTV show me your boobs shows?

clothier wrote:

weren't they on one of those MTV show me your boobs shows?

I think the dude who killed the blonde one was on some MTV show, or to tell the truth, or match game...or something

i know one thing: he wasn't on Password.

Allen Luden would have kicked his ass.

I think he was on "America's Got Anger Management Issues".

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

weren't they on one of those MTV show me your boobs shows?

I think the dude who killed the blonde one was on some MTV show, or to tell the truth, or match game...or something

He clearly was NOT on "To Tell the Truth."

Independent George wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

weren't they on one of those MTV show me your boobs shows?

I think the dude who killed the blonde one was on some MTV show, or to tell the truth, or match game...or something

He clearly was NOT on "To Tell the Truth."

'Cause Bud Collyer would've kicked his ass.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

He clearly was NOT on "To Tell the Truth."

'Cause Bud Collyer would've kicked his ass.

Um, Dude. You are OLD. You might even be older than Billy Heff.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

weren't they on one of those MTV show me your boobs shows?

I think the dude who killed the blonde one was on some MTV show, or to tell the truth, or match game...or something

He clearly was NOT on "To Tell the Truth."

'Cause Bud Collyer would've kicked his ass.

I read somewhere that Bud Colyer was a pacifist, but Kitty Carlisle kicked some major ass.

As an aside, when my daughter was just a baby she had this little white stuffed kitty cat she took everywhere. She called her Kitty, but I always called it Kitty Carlisle and after a while, she started calling her Kitty Carlisle. Sometimes people would ask her what her kitty's name was. I recall several odd looks and laughs when she told them Kitty Carlisle.

Yeah, Kitty Carlisle kicked some ass.

She definitely would've garrotted the motherfucker with her pearls.

I think Bud is checking out Kitty's...ahem...pearls.

And I think Orson Bean has his hand on her "Kitty".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

And I think Orson Bean has his hand on her "Kitty".

Aren't those Bean's thumbs in the photo?

I think Tom Poston is having his very own dream sequence, and has his hand in her "Vermont Inn"

OK, you are all OLD. How the hell do you know all those folks in that vintage photo? Where is Ind. George when I need him?

Agent 13 wrote:

Aren't those Bean's thumbs in the photo?

Close. That's actually Bean's, ah, er..."member" and which was prehensile. That Orson was a real cut-up.