Clothier Celebrates!

ScarJo? what's a scarjo?

oh, we call her Scarlett and the Johanssons. but again, more fake crap.

She has lips????????????????

This time I'm serious. I thought we were looking for women with exceptional lips not exceptional tits.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I thought we were looking for women with exceptional lips...

Oh. You're quite right. In that case, maybe you'll take a fancy to this big-lipped bitch.

i95 wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

I wanna play, but I have yet to find a picture of a guy with full that I like.

Really?

Isn't there one that isn't dead?

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I thought we were looking for women with exceptional lips...

Oh. You're quite right. In that case, maybe you'll take a fancy to this big-lipped bitch.

I dig those lips but the David Letterman gap-toothed look is a bit of a turnoff.

The Goddess wrote:

Today I have decided that clothier should celebrate Diana Rigg, because the Goddess was watching "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" today and decided that she is truly one of the hottest women ever.

Your quote and clothier's picture go well together. As you may have suspected, I, too, watched On Her Majesty's Secret Service. I think that movie is one of the most underrated Bond movies, as it is often trashed by the series fans as not having one of the "real" Bond actors. Without getting into that debate, I thought the flick was pretty good....and Diana Rigg was very hot.

However, today clothier should celebrate the return of one tennis' darlings....



Ms. Kim Clijsters. She's Belgian - with a cute accent, a world champion, and....



...has a killer backhand.

The Goddess wrote:

Isn't there one that isn't dead?

Oh, sorry. Didn't know you were a slave to the whole "dead-is-dead" thing. That said and at
the risk of losing my hetero-membership card, I offer you this, er...him. Oh, whatever.

lou bricant is dead? really? stick up his ass finally did him in?

clothier wrote:

lou bricant is dead? really?

Sadly, he went to an oily grave.

i95 wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

Isn't there one that isn't dead?

Oh, sorry. Didn't know you were a slave to the whole "dead-is-dead" thing. That said and at
the risk of losing my hetero-membership card, I offer you this, er...him. Oh, whatever.

He's Hot!

Back in the day, I had a crush on the other CHiP. Jon, I think. The non-Ponch. He had no lips. But nice feathered hair.

The Goddess wrote:

Back in the day, I had a crush on the other CHiP. Jon, I think. The non-Ponch. He had no lips. But nice feathered hair.

Huh.

So did Agent 13.

you mean the guy that's Anderson Cooper's dad?

Ooooo...I just googled him. Is name is Wilcox. WILL COCKS. Yeah.

michigan's attorney general is named Mike Cox.

Green Bay Linebacker Mike Hunt.

I'd love to introduce those two to each other -

"Mike Cox, I'd like you to meet Mike Hunt"

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'd love to introduce those two to each other -

"Mike Cox, I'd like you to meet Mike Hunt"

Speaking of as much, Dr. Smoke tells me that Billy Heff's real name is Phil Latio.

I don't know if I believe him or not.

I believe Phil is Connie Lingus' cousin.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I believe Phil is Connie Lingus' cousin.

Isn't that Dick Hertz?

Angus McRib wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'd love to introduce those two to each other -

"Mike Cox, I'd like you to meet Mike Hunt"

Speaking of as much, Dr. Smoke tells me that Billy Heff's real name is Phil Latio.

I don't know if I believe him or not.

Who's that, you're proctologist?