Clothier Celebrates!

clothier wrote:

Independent George just texted me to ask if Cory ever "tapped that."

That craaaaazy Independent George.

George knows how to text?

clothier wrote:

George knows how to text?

LOL.....I don't have a clue!

clothier wrote:

today Clothier celebrates Danielle Fishel.



cuz we can all use a little Topanga in our lives.

Hey Topanga...................nice canyon!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hard to believe that chick was responsible for turning Lance Bass gay.

george? do tell.....

Pretty simple story....

Topanga dated Lance Bass (no relation to former Houston Astro, Kevin Bass).

Lance Bass announced that he was gay.

Therefore, Topanga turned Lance gay. Pretty simple math, really.

Do you think it was her Octomom/Angelina Jolie lips that turned him off???

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Do you think it was her Octomom/Angelina Jolie lips that turned him off???

I'm sorry but that line above just reminded me of Steve Carrell's line in the "40 Year Old Virgin" that being:

"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand."

I understand that "full lips" are supposedly sexy but can't we also agree that sometimes you can have too much of a good thing?

Today I have decided that clothier should celebrate Diana Rigg, because the Goddess was watching "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" today and decided that she is truly one of the hottest women ever.

full lips = OK

full fake lips via plastic surgery = gross

i really don't understand the platsic surgery. it never, and i mean never, looks anything but fake. i mean who looks at lisa rhinna's lips, cher's face or those 2 models that are in that other thread, or poor joan rivers, or jennifer gray and says to themselves: yeah, they look way better after the surgery?"

no one. so why do women keep having crap done? and men? 2 words: Jerry Jones.

and Goddess? I'm glad you think Diana Rigg is hot, that in turn makes you hotter, but i think you could have found a more attractive photo.

I was trying to pick one I thought you guys would appreciate, hence the cleavage and the tousled bed head look.

Do those boots button up the back? Yowza!

clothier wrote:

no one. so why do women keep having crap done? and men? 2 words: Jerry Jones.

You know, I happen to be reading a book about just this right now (Hollywood Car Wash by Lori Culiwell) and apparently these decisions about how women should look are made by the networks and studios. They are pressured to fit into a mold of "marketability" standards in order to get work and/or keep work. Then once the original washing is done (straightened hair, veneers, botox, and worse) you gotta keep it maintained. But they do get tons of money, endorsements, swag, and huge amounts of freebies paid by the networks and studios, so I guess they just figure a little injection here, a little silicone there, and it is all worth it????

I got the new Austin Powers Chest Piece. If I didn't tell you, you would think it was my own hair.

clothier wrote:

Agent 13 just e-mailed me to say, "God, I
hope she's wearing a bikini bottom there."

That ccrrraaaaaaaazy, Agent 13.

oh, and i forgot one: Meg Ryan.

Oh...meg's lips were so cute before all that botox.

My vote goes to the lovely Anne Hathaway.

She has lips????????????????

I am surprised none of you picked ScarJo.

I wanna play, but I have yet to find a picture of a guy with full that I like. :-(

The Goddess wrote:

I wanna play, but I have yet to find a picture of a guy with full that I like.

Really?