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i thought it was spelled "titty"?

Although "Bear Titty" would've certainly been more a provacative name than "Tiddy Bear", I'm thinking they were probably looking for a little more cutesy double-entendre.

So, you don't think that "Honkers Harness" would've made the cut, then?

i95 wrote:

So, you don't think that "Honkers Harness" would've made the cut, then?

Would have been a goose instead of bear.

I think the product would be better if it was turned around - back facing the seat belt.

Nice paw.

so at first i thought it was a joke. my kids still are laughing. then i went to the web site. it's serious stuff.

Did you buy some?

well, your birthday is rapidly approaching...

I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

Do they sell a spray that will keep guys from sniffing my ass? THAT I would buy.

@ Ag13...I wonder that, too, and then I noticed that he is handing the other guy a wrench. But still, if I saw crack like that, I would hand tools with a wide berth, you know?

@ clothier...what are you trying to say, fucktard?

i'm saying a-spray is easier to get to you then a german chocolate cake.

what are you saying?

Agent 13 wrote:

Do they sell a spray that will keep guys from sniffing my ass? THAT I would buy.

It would also be popular at Roadfood gatherings.

Independent George wrote:

It would also be popular at Roadfood gatherings.

Most of those folks would probably use it like "Binaca".

Agent 13 wrote:

I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

You must hang out with them classy broads who bathe.

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

You must hang out with them classy broads who bathe.

With lemons.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

Is there a way to voluntarily become a smelly titty tester?

I mean without getting smacked, of course.

what's Doc Graham doing with the hot chick? What will Alicia say?

You mean "Moonlight" Graham?

Isn't he the one that came up with that famous expression:

"If I fuck her, she will come"?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

"If I fuck her, she will come"?

God, I loved the movie, "Rudy."