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Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Check it out!

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

i thought it was spelled "titty"?

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Although "Bear Titty" would've certainly been more a provacative name than "Tiddy Bear", I'm thinking they were probably looking for a little more cutesy double-entendre.

Needs Help Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07

So, you don't think that "Honkers Harness" would've made the cut, then?

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i95 wrote:: So, you don't think that "Honkers Harness" would've made the cut, then?

Would have been a goose instead of bear.

Internets Tool Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06

I think the product would be better if it was turned around - back facing the seat belt.

Nice paw.

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Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

so at first i thought it was a joke. my kids still are laughing. then i went to the web site. it's serious stuff.

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Did you buy some?

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

well, your birthday is rapidly approaching...

I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

Do they sell a spray that will keep guys from sniffing my ass? THAT I would buy.

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@ Ag13...I wonder that, too, and then I noticed that he is handing the other guy a wrench. But still, if I saw crack like that, I would hand tools with a wide berth, you know?

@ clothier...what are you trying to say, fucktard?

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

i'm saying a-spray is easier to get to you then a german chocolate cake.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

what are you saying?

Internets Tool Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06

Agent 13 wrote:: Do they sell a spray that will keep guys from sniffing my ass? THAT I would buy.

It would also be popular at Roadfood gatherings.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Independent George wrote:: It would also be popular at Roadfood gatherings.

Most of those folks would probably use it like "Binaca".

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Agent 13 wrote:: I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

You must hang out with them classy broads who bathe.

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

You must hang out with them classy broads who bathe.

With lemons.
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Internets Tool Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: I wanna know why that dude put his nose so close to the plumbers ass. WTF??

My WTF moment was the woman spraying the stuff under her sports bra. I'm pretty sure I have never known a woman with smelly tits.

Is there a way to voluntarily become a smelly titty tester?

I mean without getting smacked, of course.

Needs Help Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07

pastrami-on-wry wrote:: With lemons.

Now This Is My Idea Of A Great Infomercial! Susan

"Ah, the lemons."

Needs Help Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05

what's Doc Graham doing with the hot chick? What will Alicia say?

Needs Help Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07

You mean "Moonlight" Graham?

Needs Help Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05

Isn't he the one that came up with that famous expression:

"If I fuck her, she will come"?

Needs Help Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07

pastrami-on-wry wrote:: "If I fuck her, she will come"?

God, I loved the movie, "Rudy."

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