AL, nice pick-up

The Goddess wrote:

clothier wrote:

8 speeds?


8?

AND 3 functions. THREE.

I sure hope that none of the speeds and/or functions is "puree".

laststandchili wrote:

What do you guys think of "Grassy Knoll" for a band name?

It's better than Massively Unkempt Pussy. Or is it?

What's the difference?

i95 wrote:

laststandchili wrote:

What do you guys think of "Grassy Knoll" for a band name?

It's better than Massively Unkempt Pussy. Or is it?

What's the difference?

That's the cool thing. It's a euphemism. It's clever and shit.

So let's get back on topic and really get to the heart of the matter:

What kind of fucked up name is Arlen for a Jew, anyway?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

So let's get back on topic and really get to the heart of the matter:

What kind of fucked up name is Arlen for a Jew, anyway?

Looks like a fucked up name no matter what your background:
http://www.behindthename.com/name/arlen

laststandchili wrote:

It's better than Massively Unkempt Pussy. Or is it?

I like Massively Unkempt Scrotum better.

Or Schweaty Wieners.

The Goddess wrote:

laststandchili wrote:

It's better than Massively Unkempt Pussy. Or is it?

I like Massively Unkempt Scrotum better.

As a band name or...........................................

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

laststandchili wrote:

It's better than Massively Unkempt Pussy. Or is it?

I like Massively Unkempt Scrotum better.

As a band name or...........................................

In your dreams, POW.

that's his dream?

really?

Since my waking thoughts are scary enough let's just agree to keep my dreams off this board, okay?

i95 wrote:

clothier wrote:

that's his dream?

really?

Hahahahahah...weren't there any YouTubes of these?

The Goddess wrote:

Hahahahahah...weren't there any YouTubes of these?

There are plenty but, originally, I was trying to find an audio clip of the theme to that MAD TV sketch. (It is stuck in my head and makes me laugh everytime I hear it but no luck finding an mp3 or wav file to post on these here boards.)

For some reason, I always chuckle when that slovenly couple walks towards the fence and the man either slightly stumbles or touches something sharp on the fence then steps back. I really have no idea why that makes me laugh. LOL. I TRULY don't have a clue.

And where they are walking is supposed to be SO romantic.

NOT.

Exactly!

i95 wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

Hahahahahah...weren't there any YouTubes of these?

There are plenty but, originally, I was trying to find an audio clip of the theme to that MAD TV sketch. (It is stuck in my head and makes me laugh everytime I hear it but no luck finding an mp3 or wav file to post on these here boards.)

For some reason, I always chuckle when that slovenly couple walks towards the fence and the man either slightly stumbles or touches something sharp on the fence then steps back. I really have no idea why that makes me laugh. LOL. I TRULY don't have a clue.

I hate to sound shallow, but since I am, and I probably often do...I confess that there are times I will see a couple...you know the kind...where they both look like they may have taken too many dips in their own gene pool, or suffered many blows to the head, or forgot to recap their glue bottles...anyway...when I see them that song often runs through my intra-cranial audio system... interrupting the regular voices urging me to kill, kill, kill!!!!!

It surprises me little you suffer the same pathology.

I wonder what House would say about our shared symptoms???

Agent 13 wrote:

I wonder what House would say about our shared symptoms???

He would probably put on some affected American dialect and likely say something cynical. Just a guess.

While reaching for his pill bottle.

Hey, anybody see the House where they nearly kill the guy with the mysterious ailment, then in the final 5 minutes figure out what it really is and save his life?

That one was great. Wonder what next weeks episode will be about.

laststandchili wrote:

While reaching for his pill bottle.

Hey, anybody see the House where they nearly kill the guy with the mysterious ailment, then in the final 5 minutes figure out what it really is and save his life?

That one was great. Wonder what next weeks episode will be about.

Oh, you mean the one where in the last five minutes he catches somthing, by chance, in his peripheral vision like a picture frame, plant, etc. and such unbelievably is the catalyst to put an end to the previous 55-minutes of medical melodrama? Or are you talking about the one where they hype up the sexual tension between him and every other lead female cast member on the show?

[quote="i95"]

laststandchili wrote:

every other lead female cast member on the show?

Do you mean the raven tressed vixens that are all dead ringers for all the asst. DA's on Law and Order, except for Iron Chef Bobby Flay's wife?

Are you guys saying there has been more than one episode of House? I thought they just kept re-airing the pilot. Your theory explains why I keep thinking the people look different each time I watch. I had chalked it up to the early Alzheimer's thing. This all comes as a bit of relief!

Oh shit...I forgot to put on pants this morning. Maybe you are all wrong??

I know that this is going to sound crazy, but I thought House was the show where they lived in olden times - all the kids went to the same one-room school house (I am still not sure how 8-year olds get trigonometry?) and the one daughter went blind.

Are you saying that they cured her blindness in one episode? That would be pretty cool.

Independent George wrote:

I know that this is going to sound crazy, but I thought House was the show where they lived in olden times - all the kids went to the same one-room school house (I am still not sure how 8-year olds get trigonometry?) and the one daughter went blind.

Are you saying that they cured her blindness in one episode? That would be pretty cool.

That was "This Old House".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I know that this is going to sound crazy, but I thought House was the show where they lived in olden times - all the kids went to the same one-room school house (I am still not sure how 8-year olds get trigonometry?) and the one daughter went blind.

Are you saying that they cured her blindness in one episode? That would be pretty cool.

That was "This Old House".

Are you sure? I thought he was describing that show with Opie Cunningham and the Fonz...remember him...he used to say "What you talkin about Mr. C?" or was it "I love it when a plan comes together".

Agent 13 wrote:

.... "I love it when a plan comes together".

OK...quick break for seriousness here. You know that I am an unabashed fan of all things A-Team, yes?

Have you seen the new commercial for the Honda Odyssey?



Ya gotta respect the van!