clothier mourns

the 13th, i think it was, at the Royal Links in Vegas.
she went drive (straight down the middle), 7 iron (straight to the middle of the green), rolled the birdie putt past by about 6 inches, and we gave her the gimmie for par.

have you played there?

What's that? Playing with your 6" birdie.

uh Dude?

that was a pathetic reach.
even for you.

perhaps you ought to skip the golf humor and stick with your strength.

whatever that is.

Lima your-time-has-come Time

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/05/23/lima.obit.ap/index.html?eref=sihp

Billy Heff wrote:

What's that? Playing with your 6" birdie.

I don't get it.

clothier wrote:

uh Dude?

that was a pathetic reach.
even for you.

perhaps you ought to skip the golf humor and stick with your strength.

whatever that is.

Ok, In your case, 3" twice.

Baah Baanned wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

What's that? Playing with your 6" birdie.

I don't get it.

And 2", three time for you.

It's nice to see that your math skills are superior to your sense of humor.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

It's nice to see that your math skills are superior to your sense of humor.

But you still love me.....right?

You betcha. Some men are attracted to a sense of humor but personally I prefer a man who can divide single digit numbers without using a calculator. You didn't use a calculator, did you?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

You betcha. Some men are attracted to a sense of humor but personally I prefer a man who can divide single digit numbers without using a calculator. You didn't use a calculator, did you?

I'm sorry, I'm not attracted to men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Billy Heff wrote:

clothier wrote:

we played a hole together

Which one?

I'm guessing vagina.

Billy Heff wrote:

I'm sorry, I'm not attracted to men.

Not true!

Angus McRib wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

clothier wrote:

we played a hole together

Which one?

I'm guessing vagina.

Chief, that's crude!

Angus McRib wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

clothier wrote:

we played a hole together

Which one?

I'm guessing vagina.

I'm guessing the last time you were near one was during your birth.

clothier just texted me the following:



And people say clothier is insensitive. Harrumph.

Around here clothier says the darndest things.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Around here clothier says the darndest things.

Oh, I don't know. Ol' Angus McRib and Agent 13 have both said some pretty darned things, too -- albeit hate-laced and barely sensical.

clothier is slightly frightened that someone might actually think it's possible to text clothier.

my mom took the cell phone away.


again.

so be careful what you text, cuz she's screening all my texts, ok?

oh, and for the record, i thought Art Linkletter was already dead.

I thought Art Linkletter was Dick Van Patten.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Around here clothier says the darndest things.

Oh, I don't know. Ol' Angus McRib and Agent 13 have both said some pretty darned things, too -- albeit hate-laced and barely sensical.

Agent 13 says &^%$#(@*& and the horse you rode in on.

I thought Dick Van Patten was dead.

Agent 13 wrote:

Agent 13 says &^%$#(@*& and the horse you rode in on.

See. Hate-laced and barely sensical.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I thought Dick Van Patten was dead.

A dead dick? Independent George can surely empathize.