clothier mourns

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

I bet he has seen a grown man naked.

Too bad his wife hasn't.

I hate to be picky...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

Agent 13 wrote:

I hate to be picky...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

My bad. I thought I was posting as clothier. Somedays, it's just too much to keep all these aliases straight.

Hey, I just heard that Greg Morris just got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Cool!

did you know that KISS is NOT in the rock-n-roll hall of fame?

Agent 13 wrote:

...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

But it would be incredible form if you could provide your own rim job.

clothier wrote:

did you know that KISS is NOT in the rock-n-roll hall of fame?

True, but I believe they are in the "Very average rock band who found a neat gimmick with the make up and shit and managed to parlay marginal skill into a big career" hall of fame.

Boy George is the only other member.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

But it would be incredible form if you could provide your own rim job.

I am not seeing the appeal.

You can add pretty much all of the ass and shit related acts of deviance to the "Shit I Don't Get" list.

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

But it would be incredible form if you could provide your own rim job.

I am not seeing the appeal.

You can add pretty much all of the ass and shit related acts of deviance to the "Shit I Don't Get" list.

So...................you're a "golden shower" man.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

But it would be incredible form if you could provide your own rim job.

I am not seeing the appeal.

You can add pretty much all of the ass and shit related acts of deviance to the "Shit I Don't Get" list.

So...................you're a "golden shower" man.

Nah, I prefer to keep it simple.

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

But it would be incredible form if you could provide your own rim job.

I am not seeing the appeal.

You can add pretty much all of the ass and shit related acts of deviance to the "Shit I Don't Get" list.

So...................you're a "golden shower" man.

Nah, I prefer to keep it simple.

By "simple" I assume you mean:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...but it is bad form to provide your own rim shot.

But it would be incredible form if you could provide your own rim job.

I am not seeing the appeal.

You can add pretty much all of the ass and shit related acts of deviance to the "Shit I Don't Get" list.

So...................you're a "golden shower" man.

Nah, I prefer to keep it simple.

By "simple" I assume you mean:

I am so transparent

Are you mourning Sandra Bullocks marriage today?

I don't much care about stuff like this, but the news radio report of her husband cheating with a "tattoo model" piqued my interest.

Here is said tattoo model.



Now I am no fan of the tattoo...probably because I am such a bad decision maker. I have enough permanent scars from being an idiot, I am not about to add any others on purpose. Plus, most of the "art" I see is really bad. That said, people with tattoos on their face take the whole bad decision making thing to eleven.

I know that I am the guy who is usually not surprised by anything any more, but this actually kind of bums me out.

I heard Jesse James on The Howard Stern Show last year. He was pimping Celebrity Apprentice and he just sounded like a regular guy - who happened to make really cool bikes. He sounded very in love with Sandra Bullock - as much as Howard would prompt him to share more, he basically said that he wouldn't cheapen their relationship by letting Howard know if she likes it in the ass. IIRC, he did say that she had a sexual appetite consistent with his (and he had been married/"with" porn star(s) in the past).

I'm kind of sad. All of those "regular guy" with "hot girl" stories give me hope. I just hope that Doug and Carrie Heffernan don't break up.

Independent George wrote:

I know that I am the guy who is usually not surprised by anything any more, but this actually kind of bums me out.

I heard Jesse James on The Howard Stern Show last year. He was pimping Celebrity Apprentice and he just sounded like a regular guy - who happened to make really cool bikes. He sounded very in love with Sandra Bullock - as much as Howard would prompt him to share more, he basically said that he wouldn't cheapen their relationship by letting Howard know if she likes it in the ass. IIRC, he did say that she had a sexual appetite consistent with his (and he had been married/"with" porn star(s) in the past).

I'm kind of sad. All of those "regular guy" with "hot girl" stories give me hope. I just hope that Doug and Carrie Heffernan don't break up.

Ever watch that show Monster garage when it was on? He did seem like a pretty regular guy at times, but also like a mean spirited dick at others. Sometimes he would say stuff to the guys working on projects, and you know if he wasn't the star and a big celebrity he would have taken a wrench to the temple.

My life experiences have taught me that people who like to step on others usually don't reserve such behavior for one part of their life and exclude it from others. While this could all just be bullshit, if it is true I'll pencil this case in as supporting evidence for my theory.

i95 wrote:

Hey, Agent 13, your phone is ringing.





(Actually, this makes absolutely no sense at all. I just needed to post a photo of the Bona-Phone somewhere on
this site today [call it a triple dog dare from my friend Baah Baanned] and here seemed as good as anywhere.)

We were going to get those for my office, but apparently you have to wait about an hour between calls.

Agent 13 wrote:

We were going to get those for my office, but apparently you have to wait about an hour between calls.

That's why you need an answering cervix.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

We were going to get those for my office, but apparently you have to wait about an hour between calls.

That's why you need an answering cervix.

I want you to know that when I read this, I immediately pressed this.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

We were going to get those for my office, but apparently you have to wait about an hour between calls.

That's why you need an answering cervix.

When I read this I immediately said, "POW must be writing Iggy's stuff, he isn't that friggin witty".

Clothier didn't know who Jesse james was.

i did know ms bullock was married, but i had never heard of him, or his show,or his job.

clothier wrote:

Clothier didn't know who Jesse james was.

i did know ms bullock was married, but i had never heard of him, or his show,or his job.

If you are going to be pompous enough to refer to yourself in 3rd person, go all the way and write... "The Clothier"

i95 wrote:

clothier wrote:

Clothier didn't know who Jesse james was.

i did know ms bullock was married, but i had never heard of him, or his show,or his job.

Casa Clothier

Leave the clothier alone. It makes sense that he wouldn't know about "Monster Garage" since it wasn't on Disney or Nick.

No skulls or fire or anything around the Clothier Cave?

Odd, this just isn't how I pictured it. I guess the caves really are nicer in Minnesota.