clothier mourns

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...having been fucked over by a couple of his bills (Americans with Disabilities Act which forced me to spend almost $15000+ to install handicap access and bathrooms in an office that WAS NEVER ONCE USED by a handicapped person, and the Civil Rights bill in the early 90's which made it pretty much impossible to fire anyone for a while...ask me about my legal bills on two totally BS cases)..

Agent 13's nightmare: LINK

i95 wrote:

Agent 13's nightmare: LINK

Actually, I'd like that dude to come use my ramp and bathroom. I know I have sufficient room for him to swing his chair around, and all proper assist handles and door widths and accessible fixtures and mirrors. Maybe it would ease my anger at having paid for all this crap needlessly.

I got nothing against assisting those in need, but doing so shouldn't involve other people getting it in the ass...unless or course that is something they enjoy...as I certainly wouldn't want to imply that would be just cause for firing someone.

Who disabled Urkel?

Wait...when did Jamie Kennedy die?

He suffocated doing "motorboats" in Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

He suffocated in Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage.

GAH!!!! You beat me!!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

He suffocated doing "motorboats" in Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage.

You are talking about suffocation via her breast cleavage and not her butt cleavage, yes? I only ask in that death from the latter is defined my a legitimate medical term otherwise known as "assphyxiation."

(I know this because Billy Heff told me so.)

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

He suffocated doing "motorboats" in Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage.

You are talking about suffocation via her breast cleavage and not her butt cleavage, yes? I only ask in that death from the latter is defined my a legitimate medical term otherwise known as "assphyxiation."

Give that man a rimjob............um sorry......I meant rimshot.

clothier wrote:

I meet Teddy twice, once back in the day when I was about 6 or 7, which I don't recall, but my mom has a picture, and once, when I was a bit older and on vacation out in Aspen. He was quite the guy. You could feel the sense of power that surrounded him.

He'll be missed. Every piece of social legislation over the past 49 has had his touch on it. Racial, Education, Public Health. He leaves a huge legacy, probably, in time, his light will shine brighter then either of his brothers.

The guy was a self serving elitist. The power that surronded him was our tax dollars. He got away with murder, really. The only thing that really had his touch on it was all the womens asses he groped over the years. Other than that, I guess he was an alright guy.

He will never shine as bright as JFK. Who is going to top banging Marlyn Monroe?

Clothier finds the trashing of the Late Senator from Mass's reputation both distasteful and disheartening, but not suprising, considering the sources.

Clothier is above responding to such drivel.

clothier wrote:

Clothier finds the trashing of the Late Senator from Mass's reputation both distasteful and disheartening, but not suprising, considering the sources.

Clothier is above responding to such drivel.

Butt you just did respond.

Billy Heff wrote:

clothier wrote:

Clothier finds the trashing of the Late Senator from Mass's reputation both distasteful and disheartening, but not suprising, considering the sources.

Clothier is above responding to such drivel.

Butt you just did respond.

You said butt...hehehehhuhuhuh

clothier wrote:

Clothier finds the trashing of the Late Senator from Mass's reputation both distasteful and disheartening, but not suprising, considering the sources.

Clothier is above responding to such drivel.

I mean no disrespect to the dead...but my opinion of him was equally low when he was alive....not so much for his rather questionable lifestyle, but for his political views. Perhaps his concepts of legislation were a reflection of his life. He seemed to be rarely held accountable for things he did as a person, and championed rules that allowed people to be less accountable for their own welfare and actions. Makes sense.

Sorry to beat on the dude when he is dead, but I am not going to be one of those who shed crocodile tears for a man I had little respect for when he was alive.

That said...I am sorry for your loss.

Can I just say, that reading all the stuff about Ted today, I came across a snippet about his sister Rosemary. WOW. I know that family had problems, but jeez louise. A lobotomy for mood swings? Yikes.

Billy Heff wrote:

He will never shine as bright as JFK. Who is going to top banging Marlyn Monroe?

Although it's close I vote for Joe DiMaggio. Hitting in 56 straight games (a feat that most likely will never be matched) and banging Marilyn Monroe.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

He will never shine as bright as JFK. Who is going to top banging Marlyn Monroe?

Although it's close I vote for Joe DiMaggio. Hitting in 56 straight games (a feat that most likely will never be matched) and banging Marilyn Monroe.

Dude...Death of a Salesman, The Crucible, All My Sons AND banging Marilyn Monroe.

Come on.

clothier wrote:

You are getting mega-mileage from that photo.

Nice

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

He will never shine as bright as JFK. Who is going to top banging Marlyn Monroe?

Although it's close I vote for Joe DiMaggio. Hitting in 56 straight games (a feat that most likely will never be matched) and banging Marilyn Monroe.

Dude...Death of a Salesman, The Crucible, All My Sons AND banging Marilyn Monroe.

Come on.

Playwright Barney Miller??????? Come on, yourself!!!!!!!!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Playwright Barney Miller??????? Come on, yourself!!!!!!!!

Not Barney Miller asshat...DENNIS Miller.

You turds are all sooo culturally illiterate!

clothier wrote:

This photo keeps popping up like pimples on my ass. The new guy needs help with this one. I don't get it.

Actually Nathan Lane would probably enjoy popping the pimples on your ass.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Actually Nathan Lane would probably enjoy popping the pimples on your ass.

I Googled Nathan Lane, And I still din't get it. Do I need to go to the library and get Nathan Lane for Dummies?

clothier wrote:

When did Nathan Lane die?

Independent George wrote:

When did Nathan Lane die?

In the second Act of "The Producers."