Bikini Barista Robbed

Bikini Barista Robbed

I like the part where it says the guy who owns the place was watching the security camera feed from home for "security reasons". Yeah.

I've got your "security reason" right here.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I've got your "security reason" right here.

Pretty good gig for the owner. He sits home slamming it while watching "security" video of his scantly clad "employee" who is making money for him. I feel like such a loser for not thinking of that.

Two words: Nice Rack.

Yeah, but what was with covering her up with that sweatshirt. That news editor should be fired.

Independent George wrote:

Yeah, but what was with covering her up with that sweatshirt. That news editor should be fired.

You can tell it ain't sweeps week!

so the java place is in tacoma, washington, on the west coast of this great country, correct?

and the TV station who aired this story that Agent 13 saw is in Baltimore, on the EAST coast of this great country, correct?

So the newsworthyness of this story lies solely in the fact that a hot chick with a full sack of potatoes got robbed while her boss watched, correct?

cool.

I thought that was strange too.

Must have been an awfully slow news day in Charm City, the City that Reads, and all that shit.

Believe, Hon!

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Yeah, but what was with covering her up with that sweatshirt. That news editor should be fired.

You can tell it ain't sweeps week!

Actually, I am sure that there's an "If it bleeds, it leads" joke in there, but I am way too far above the fray to take it.

Independent George wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Yeah, but what was with covering her up with that sweatshirt. That news editor should be fired.

You can tell it ain't sweeps week!

Actually, I am sure that there's an "If it bleeds, it leads" joke in there, but I am way too far above the fray to take it.

Yeah, that's you..."far above the fray". I hear people saying that about you ALL the time!

didn't that coffee shop used to have it's own website?

Agent 13 wrote:

Yeah, that's you..."far above the fray".

You rang?

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Yeah, that's you..."far above the fray".

You rang?

I like a few of their tunes, but they seem very depressed for young guys. They need to smoke the dope and cheer up.

Agreed.

i95 wrote:

Two words: Nice Rack.

1) Bra-rista?

2) That place must specialize in serving full-bodied coffee.

3) She's known for making sure that you get a full cup.

Agent 13 wrote:

Pretty good gig for the owner. He sits home slamming it while watching "security" video of his scantly clad "employee" who is making money for him. I feel like such a loser for not thinking of that.

His next business is going to be combination strip club/coffee house called.......wait for it......"Bump and Grinds".

I'm just curious, is crafting puns the official exercise in Oklahoma?

That is 4 in a row!!

You wrote this book, didn't you?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Two words: Nice Rack.

1) Bra-rista?

2) That place must specialize in serving full-bodied coffee.

3) She's known for making sure that you get a full cup.

Since I have no clue, I didn't expect anyone to LOL at this but I did at least expect a few of you to titter.

i95 wrote:

I'm just curious, is crafting puns the official exercise in Oklahoma?

Actually, I was going to go to the gym to get my official exercise instead of crafting puns but my son is sick.

Agent 13 wrote:

The real funny thing is that before throwing said dictionary, the professor had just walked the most circumnavigational of dotted lines in approaching his victim's desk.

Agent 13 wrote:

That is 4 in a row!!

You wrote this book, didn't you?

Nope, but I did record this album:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

I'm just curious, is crafting puns the official exercise in Oklahoma?

Actually, I was going to go to the gym to get my official exercise instead of crafting puns but my son is sick.

Is he coming and going?

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

I'm just curious, is crafting puns the official exercise in Oklahoma?

Actually, I was going to go to the gym to get my official exercise instead of crafting puns but my son is sick.

Is he coming and going?

In the immortal words of Lili Von Shtup:
He's coming and going and going and coming...........and always too soon.