The Pope is a Dick

Pointed Hat Wearing Doofus Says...


Pope: financial crisis shows futility of money

VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Benedict XVI says the global financial crisis show the futility of money and ambition.

I'll keep this in mind as my church sends me envelopes every couple of weeks, passes the baskets twice at each mass, and talks about their dire financial straights at every turn. (All those payoffs to abused altar boys add up!)

I'd like to know where the pope, that fucking dick, thinks the money that pays for his pope mobile comes from!

cany you imagine the folks at the NSA who track down posts like this looking through this whole site?


I think we should all hide in the basement for a day or two.


Send lawyers, guns and money, Dad, get me out of this.

clothier wrote:

cany you imagine the folks at the NSA who track down posts like this looking through this whole site?


I think we should all hide in the basement for a day or two.


Send lawyers, guns and money, Dad, get me out of this.

Don't worry. The nuns told me I was going to hell when I was 10, so I'm already on the Pope's shit list. I'll take the heat for this one, but you know, I'm guessing god also thinks the pope is a dick. They probably all sit around at god headquarters and laugh at him and that silly hat.

Oh, and aren't we all already hiding in the basement?

don't you wonder what the catholic church does with all that money?

i know any left over money at my temple goes to some nebulous jewish organization that I believe buys RPG's for Peace or something like that.

clothier wrote:

don't you wonder what the catholic church does with all that money?

i know any left over money at my temple goes to some nebulous jewish organization that I believe buys RPG's for Peace or something like that.

Have you ever seen pictures of Vatican city? I gotta think the upkeep on that place costs a ton. I think what ever is left after that goes to internet porn...just like at your house.

Agent 13 wrote:

Pope's shit list

Although it's probably true, the thought of the Pope doing a Nixon imitation sitting around the Vatican and going over his shit list with his Cardinals really strikes me funny.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Pope's shit list

Although it's probably true, the thought of the Pope doing a Nixon imitation sitting around the Vatican and going over his shit list with his Cardinals really strikes me funny.

The pope does impressions? Maybe he isn't so bad after all. Is he as good as fred travelina?

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Pope's shit list

Although it's probably true, the thought of the Pope doing a Nixon imitation sitting around the Vatican and going over his shit list with his Cardinals really strikes me funny.

The pope does impressions? Maybe he isn't so bad after all. Is he as good as fred travelina?

Obviously not. You said yourself that he's a Rich Little pope.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Obviously not. You said yourself that he's a Rich Little pope.

Sir, I believe these are for you....



Also, I think "Pope's Shit List" would be a great name for a band....OUR band. Clothier can play the tambourine.

Lastly, A13...I think you may be on to something here. The guy's name is what?

Pope Bene-DICK-t? Hmmm....

i always wanted to be in the Partridge Family!!!!!


"come on boys, there's a song that we're singing, come on get happy!"

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Clothier can play the tambourine.

Come on get happy...



...it's clothier!!

Somehow I pictured him being taller.

Agent 13 wrote:

Somehow I pictured him being taller.

And he doesn't look very Jewish.

Independent George wrote:

Sir, I believe these are for you....

There's nothing I enjoy more than getting some "head" from George.

all right, who let wandering jew post as POW?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Sir, I believe these are for you....

There's nothing I enjoy more than getting some "head" from George.

That earned an odd look from a table of old ladies in the lobby of my hotel - as I am reading this while waiting for my room to be ready. Surprisingly enough, an audible guffaw in an otherwise quiet hotel lobby will attract attention.