Father's Day

Its coming up.

Any of you that may be aware of your bio-dads identity, or have spawned yourselves; what are you doing for dad, or, what are your expectations?

I will be on vacation.

In what appears to be an ironic twist for this site, my father is dead - much like Hedley Lamar, Hedy Lamar, Tim Conway, Tim Conaway, Bo Diddley, Walt Alston, David Brenner, Martin Lawrence, Carol Lawrence, Joey Lawrence, Kathy Lee Gifford, Cathy Lee Crosby, Norm Crosby, George Wendt, Ted Danson, Jerry Orbach, Bill Geist, "The Sports Machine," Warner Wolf, and that black-and-white chick with the big hooters that i95 posted a picture of.

Independent George wrote:

I will be on vacation.

In what appears to be an ironic twist for this site, my father is dead - much like Hedley Lamar, Hedy Lamar, Tim Conway, Tim Conaway, Bo Diddley, Walt Alston, David Brenner, Martin Lawrence, Carol Lawrence, Joey Lawrence, Kathy Lee Gifford, Cathy Lee Crosby, Norm Crosby, George Wendt, Ted Danson, Jerry Orbach, Bill Geist, "The Sports Machine," Warner Wolf, and that black-and-white chick with the big hooters that i95 posted a picture of.

I miss that chick with the big cans. I really do.

You sentimental fool.

Independent George wrote:

...my father is dead - much like Hedley Lamar, Hedy Lamar, Tim Conway, Tim Conaway, Bo Diddley, Walt Alston, David Brenner, Martin Lawrence, Carol Lawrence, Joey Lawrence, Kathy Lee Gifford, Cathy Lee Crosby, Norm Crosby, George Wendt, Ted Danson, Jerry Orbach, Bill Geist, "The Sports Machine," Warner Wolf, and that black-and-white chick with the big hooters that i95 posted a picture of.

I'm sorry for your losses.

Personally I am going to cling to my fathers, my guns and my religions for Father's Day which will make my adopted father happy and my birth father happyand the Almighty Father happy. I aim to please all father's and am willing to relocate.

I'm fucked. Father's Day this year falls on my anniversary.

I play golf with my dad and another father-son in the morning at our club. Then will probably take a break and play another 18 in the afternoon, and then there is a big father's day shindig after that. I hate it, but my kids love it.

If I had Father's Day my way, everyone would leave the house. I'd have a big breakfast of eggs with cheddar cheese and bacon. I'd sit around the house in my underwear, crank it a few times, have a giant cheeseburger, crank it again, and then watch the Cubs game.

The goat, the clown, and the midget would get there around 4:30. I'm not going any further than that.

saps wrote:

If I had Father's Day my way, everyone would leave the house. I'd have a big breakfast of eggs with cheddar cheese and bacon. I'd sit around the house in my underwear, crank it a few times, have a giant cheeseburger, crank it again, and then watch the Cubs game.
The goat, the clown, and the midget would get there around 4:30. I'm not going any further than that.

Ah, saps, ever the voice of reason.

other then the clown, that sounds like a good day.

I never invite the clown. I think he drives around the midget and the goat. The midget can't see over the dashboard, and goats can't drive. I wish he'd just stay in the car and wait for them.

Can he work a video camera?

oh.


I love father's Day.

it's a whole day, devoted to me, just because I'm a dad, which i'd do even if i didn't get a day out of the deal.

But I'll take the day. because it means getting breakfast in bed, and usually that means bacon. and cards from my kids that make me cry.

and last year? last year it meant getting a new bike.

this year? I think it might be a new baseball glove.

clothier wrote:

it's a whole day, devoted to me, just because I'm a dad, which i'd do even if i didn't get a day out of the deal.

What you're saying is that you get a day because the condom broke?

Huh.

the clothier does not wear a glove.

Which I assume gives you the only thing you have in common with this man...

how many kids does he have?

16?

clothier wrote:

the clothier does not wear a glove.

They would just slip off anyway.