So, What Did I Miss?

First and foremost, I extend my sincere appreciation to Agent 13. A 30-day banning is a 30-day banning but I appreciate his ruse of joining the "where is i95?" peanut gallery.

Second and as decreed if I decided on my own volition to return to this, the since deleted scene of the crime, I offer you the following statement which I affirm is my own and has not been coerced in any way:

"Despite any statements otherwise, I do not find Billy Heff the 'Kathy Griffin' of this site. Any connection between his feeble
attempts at humor which are clearly wrapped in a desperate cry for attention and acceptance are purely coincidental."

Thirdly, I actually appreciate the month-long reprieve here as such allowed me to engage my creative side such as this music video I just produced for an uptate New York TV station which asked me to make their station's staff appear even more hip than they already are. You'll see that I've obviously succeeded here: http://www.clipsyndicate.com/video/playlist/17047/2130191?title=wnyt&wpid=9046

Lastly and most importantly, what did I miss?

he's back!

Hey, I am as surprised as anyone you were banned. I actually attempted to ban everyone except you. This is what happens when you let a low tech fuck stick run things.

So sorry.

Oh, and I don't like Kathy Griffin

Agent 13 wrote:

Hey, I am as surprised as anyone you were banned. I actually attempted to ban everyone except you. This is what happens when you let a low tech fuck stick run things.

Really?? So my 30-day banning was all a mistake?! So that means that a month's worth of reconnecting with my family, friends and loved ones outside of this artificial and electronic medium was all for naught? Ain't that some shit!

I don't get the analogy, but I liked her carnival Cruise commercials.

You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Jeez, I thought he quit like regis.

bbqboy wrote:

Jeez, I thought he quit like regis.

What name was Regis posting under?

I really gotta pay better attention.

Agent 13 wrote:

What name was Regis posting under?

I think it was BasicMarinWheels.

idiots.


clothier = regis.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.

Dude. Is that like my bad?

Me loves me some pithiness. I'm looking forward to the new Noel Coward / i95 persona.

bbqboy wrote:

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.

Dude. Is that like my bad?

It's more like "dude".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

It's more like "dude".

Natch.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

It's more like "dude".

Natch.

Dude? Natch? Did they have you in the hole for the full 30 days?
You've come back a changed man.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.

Oh Pithy. I thought it was pity, I already pity you. My Bad!

You missed a bunch of fucktards speculating on your absence.

Which was the most activity this site has seen in months, and brought Heff back out of the woodwork.

Thanks. Thanks fucking loads.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'm looking forward to the new Noel Coward / i95 persona.

More like Noel's brother, Moe.

I think the thing you missed most was the WOT dividend checks that were sent out to active posters.

That's one giant gum ball you're NEVER getting back.

mine was blue.

clothier wrote:

mine was blue.

You got a giant blue ball, huh? My guess is that's not the first time that has happened.

Welcome back I-95! (I think. :-))

Thank you. (I think. )

you're welcome ( i think)